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Tanyaskees Offline
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Quote of the Day
This is brilliant!!

"Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of sh!t." 05-nono
07-08-2009 01:56 PM
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(07-08-2009 01:56 PM)Tanyaskees Wrote:  This is brilliant!!

"Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of sh!t." 05-nono

I love it ! 03-lmfao
07-08-2009 02:04 PM
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RE: Quote of the Day
And if you give her your credit card, she will give you lots of new stuff, you never knew you needed, and Plenty of black shoes.
(This post was last modified: 07-08-2009 03:06 PM by KRB.)
07-08-2009 02:13 PM
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RE: Quote of the Day
A woman can marry more money in 20 minutes than you can make in a life time.
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07-08-2009 02:40 PM
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RE: Quote of the Day
If only you could find a way to multiply the money we give yall then i could give a high five for this quote...until then ill just move along
07-08-2009 02:45 PM
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what a 03-nutkick
07-08-2009 02:59 PM
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(07-08-2009 02:59 PM)Triple-T Wrote:  what a 03-nutkick

You're all fired, and you were never even hired.
07-08-2009 05:18 PM
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(07-08-2009 02:13 PM)KRB Wrote:  And if you give her your credit card, she will give you lots of new stuff, you never knew you needed, and Plenty of black shoes.

I knew you would say something to that effect. If you hadn't I would have.

There are many shades of black.
07-08-2009 11:19 PM
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(07-08-2009 11:19 PM)TJT Wrote:  
(07-08-2009 02:13 PM)KRB Wrote:  And if you give her your credit card, she will give you lots of new stuff, you never knew you needed, and Plenty of black shoes.

I knew you would say something to that effect. If you hadn't I would have.

There are many shades of black.

You must be a bon vivant and racounteur.
07-09-2009 12:08 AM
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(07-09-2009 12:08 AM)KRB Wrote:  You must be a bon vivant and racounteur.

I would certainly consider both to be compliments.
07-09-2009 12:12 AM
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They are.
07-09-2009 12:29 AM
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(07-09-2009 12:08 AM)KRB Wrote:  You must be a bon vivant and raconteur.

Gets drunk and tells wild stories, eh.
07-09-2009 12:45 AM
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