http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/200...more-34724

They're asking for five billion dollars, or at the very least, for Bill Clinton to be put in charge of the government internet firewall.

EPIC :ncaabbs:

Quote:"People are too depressed to be sexually active," Flynt said in the statement.

The sad thing is that if they broadened it to include the escort industry, they'd almost certainly get it. Congress couldn't afford not to.

I FULLY support a bailout of this industry. It is vital to US interests both domestic and abroad. The mental and physical health of Americans could be severely in jeopardy if this crucial industry is allowed to suffer.



That may be the greatest find on the net...EVER!!!!

Next, the plan is for the Liberal LOONS to bail out the illegal drug industry. After that the Human Trafficking Industry, Child Pornography?

Forget liberal loons. These bailouts are occuring in a republican controlled congress and house. See what this has come to? The first bailout should have never been freaking passed.
edit: Brain fart ^

/But seriously if they want this to pass, shouldn't they call it a Porn Rescue package?

(01-07-2009 08:05 PM)ETSUfan1 Wrote:  These bailouts are occuring in a republican controlled congress and house.

Regrettably, you are misinformed. The majority leader in the house is Nancy Pelosi. The majority leader in the Senate is Harry Reid.

I don't know where you've been (Roswell, Tenn ?) but you really need to be more informed.

(01-07-2009 07:56 PM)SumOfAllFears Wrote:  Next, the plan is for the Liberal LOONS to bail out the illegal drug industry. After that the Human Trafficking Industry, Child Pornography?

The arbitrary illegal drug industry is doing as well as the arbitrary legal drug industry...neither will need a bailout

BTW....I saw what you did...You sly fox: Lumping in two things that are non-consensual and involve either coercion or physical harm...with something that is consensual and is of personal choice...Good try.

Oh yeah what the hell am I talking about. I am still living in 2005 apparently.

Still, the first one should have never been passed.

Do aliens really do the ... you know... anal probe?

No but they did force me to make love to their leader....Jessica Beal. It was AWESOME!

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They can not be serious !!!!

Anyone who knows Larry Flynt ought to also know he is a extraordinaire and this is typical Flynt at his best.

And where is Jimmy Carter at here !!!!!

Jimmy's sister was Flynt's Sidekick for years and years ....

Is there no love left in the Heart of the Sharia President for Flynt ???

Jimmy could build them some houses that they could sell at auction and Flynt and crew could then raise the Bail-Out Money on their own.

I mean I am just saying ya know ???

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(01-07-2009 06:12 PM)Fort Bend Owl Wrote:  http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/200...more-34724

They're asking for five billion dollars, or at the very least, for Bill Clinton to be put in charge of the government internet firewall.

If they dont get the money Joe Francis will release a "Girls Gone Wild" DVD featuring the daughters of Senators and Congressmen.

the reason people are so depressed is that the porn industry paints an unrealistic picture of humanity.

and if we are at the point where porn won't sell, we are really screwed.

I doubt the government will bail out the porn industry. Medicare, or any other insurance company, isn't going to approve payment on Viagra prescriptions. Your sex life isn't essential for your good health, according to insurance regulations, approved by the federal government. If they won't pay for a hard-on, do you think they'll pay for the foreplay?

(01-07-2009 11:24 PM)Tripster Wrote:  .

They can not be serious !!!!

Anyone who knows Larry Flynt ought to also know he is a extraordinaire and this is typical Flynt at his best.

And where is Jimmy Carter at here !!!!!

Jimmy's sister was Flynt's Sidekick for years and years ....

Is there no love left in the Heart of the Sharia President for Flynt ???

Jimmy could build them some houses that they could sell at auction and Flynt and crew could then raise the Bail-Out Money on their own.

I mean I am just saying ya know ???

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Was it not Roslyn Carter or was it Ruth Carter Stapleton that tried to convert Larry to Christianity, during the SCOTUS adventure , I can't remember. Roslyn and Ruth were both childhood friends. Living next door to each other. Ruth helped Roslyn get a date with Jimmy.

Wasn't it the SCROTUM adventure?

(01-08-2009 09:26 AM)WMD Owl Wrote:  If they don't get the money Joe Francis will release a "Girls Gone Wild" DVD featuring the daughters of Senators and Congressmen.

NOW THAT's JUST GROSS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It must be in the Gene Pool because most politicians kids are some ugly mutha's .... and naked is not where I want to see them.

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(01-08-2009 01:13 PM)SumOfAllFears Wrote:  Was it not Roslyn Carter or was it Ruth Carter Stapleton that tried to convert Larry to Christianity, during the SCOTUS adventure , I can't remember. Roslyn and Ruth were both childhood friends. Living next door to each other. Ruth helped Roslyn get a date with Jimmy.

Ruth Carter Stapleton .... I saw in Hustler more than I saw all the whores ...

UH OH !!!!! I just told on myself .....

Well heck !!!! I live in the "Bible Belt" .....

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Why do you guys keep calling it a bailout.
Everyone knows porn needs a stimulus package.