I have a ummm, friend, who sat in the back of a funeral service swilling beer throughout the service while everyone else had water. Would this friend be considered a redneck?

mphsfan Wrote:

Bill83 Wrote:not to hijack, but since mphsfan started this thread also, what happened to your other one about "choice"? did it go poof?
I can't find it.

I deleted it 'cause I couldn't get the pic to hotlink in IE. I don't understand why it would work in firefox, but not in IE. Maybe one of the people that understands can explain.

I got the Red X at work. I copied the link and put it directly in the browser window and it was blocked by the adult content filter at work. Most filters use the same lists. Probably didn't have anything to do with Firefox or IE.

J-villeTiger Wrote:I have a ummm, friend, who sat in the back of a funeral service swilling beer throughout the service while everyone else had water. Would this friend be considered a redneck?

Not necessarily. I would call him enlightened, but that's just me.

mphsfan Wrote:

J-villeTiger Wrote:I have a ummm, friend, who sat in the back of a funeral service swilling beer throughout the service while everyone else had water. Would this friend be considered a redneck?

Not necessarily. I would call him enlightened, but that's just me.

My friend says thanks for having his back.

If this was you on your wedding day...

If this is your mobile home



You.....might be a redneck

If this is your tanktop.

If this was your prom dress



You...might be a redneck

if you carry on a five minute conversation with the checkout person at a grocery store while I'm waiting in line. You THEN start looking for your checkbook. It could also get you hurt.


(I just returned from the grocery store, but I didn't hurt anyone. It's just that I was in the Express Lane. The regular lanes were taking reservations. Life in the South.)

You might be a redneck when - after your divorce is final you're both still cousins.

Big Ed Wrote:You might be a redneck when - after your divorce is final you're both still cousins.

or still have the same last name.

J-villeTiger Wrote:I have a ummm, friend, who sat in the back of a funeral service swilling beer throughout the service while everyone else had water. Would this friend be considered a redneck?

If it is a service for a member of my family then it is called "having to slip in the back row because you are late". Everyone knows that the keg is up by the coffin, you fill up you cup and have a toast to the deceased.

Grateful Tiger Wrote:

J-villeTiger Wrote:I have a ummm, friend, who sat in the back of a funeral service swilling beer throughout the service while everyone else had water. Would this friend be considered a redneck?

If it is a service for a member of my family then it is called "having to slip in the back row because you are late". Everyone knows that the keg is up by the coffin, you fill up you cup and have a toast to the deceased.

My friend happened to be sitting in the back next to a cooler. He had to triple fold the bottom of his shirt over the bottle cap and let out a throaty cough to cover the distinctive hiss of opening a bottle. He thought his beer loving brother in law would appreciate the tribute.

tigerjeb Wrote:if your belly ring doubles as a bottle opener...you might be a redneck

mphsfan Wrote:If you don't see anything unusual with this picture then, you might be a redneck.

Why is this old guy, licking his lips?
Gross!

If you and your wife both work for a living without your shirts on, you might be a redneck.