no reason to limit our human resources do ya think? I see opportunities for multiple positions, pardon the pun.

discuss.

Maybe we need a board for sex talk.
Geez, it must be the heat! lol Maybe take it over to that other board. They seem really hard up for posters and the subject might excite some of them! lol
Just joking with you all!
Go Tigers!

Since I know one of the applicants I will keep my mouth shut.
What is the man equivalent to MILF? DILF?

Maybe there's a position for you, tigerloyal. Maybe a nun's costume, high slit on the leg, and a ruler . . . . (that should send the heads spinning on our parochial school alums around here.) j/k

tigertommy Wrote:Since I know one of the applicants I will keep my mouth shut.
What is the man equivalent to MILF? DILF?

Good question. I think it falls under "Pool Boy."

I'd rather Loyal and MissJ stay out of the sex talk anyway. I might need the blue pill if that thougt got stuck in my noggin. lol

tigertommy Wrote:I'd rather Loyal and MissJ stay out of the sex talk anyway. I might need the blue pill if that thougt got stuck in my noggin. lol

believe me...I would rather stay out of the talk too.

I kinda favor the school girl uniform with the lace on the socks and very short pleated skirt. lol
Not the nun type here.
I would burn up in that habit!
Go Tigers!

Geez, are we going to start a GILF thread now. That will make me actually get up and do some work rather than sit here and waste time. lol
Damn, it is too hot outside.

Thats funny Tommy, I was thinking the same thing about you!

LOL!

Love ya Tommy, but as long as you've got a guy with a flaming PURSE in your sig, you're not gonna make the GILF cut . . . .

tigertommy Wrote:I'd rather Loyal and MissJ stay out of the sex talk anyway. I might need the blue pill if that thougt got stuck in my noggin. lol

obviously, I'm going to have to repeat myself from another thread . . .

Tigerlicious Wrote:

RandyMc Wrote:

tigertommy Wrote:Sorry guys. As I approach 40 a hot MILF does much more for me than seeing these barely legal sluts. lol

I am with you. Tried explaining this to a 33 year old a few weeks ago. I might as well had been speaking Martian. He just could not understand what I was saying.

For RandyMcRandyPants and TommytheLoveTiger . . .

Older Women Make Better Lovers, Don't They?


An older woman will never wake you up in the middle of the night and ask you, "What are you thinking?" An older woman doesn't care what you think.

An older woman is a cheaper date. A younger woman will cost you 12 beers, but an older woman will sleep with you after a cup of herbal tea.

An older woman can wear bright red lipstick during the day without looking like she just had an adventure inside a jam jar.

Older women can run faster because they're always wearing sensible shoes. Or at lteast can afford F-me pumps she can actually walk in.

An older woman is almost always already attached to someone, so there's no need to develop a phobia about committing to her. The last thing she needs in her life is another clingy, whiny, dependent man.

Older women are more honest. An older woman will tell you that you are a jerk if you're acting like one. A young woman will say nothing, fearing you might get mad and break up with her.

An older woman always carries a condom in her purse. A younger woman is still hoping the guy might have one on him.

An older woman will never get pregnant, then suddenly demand that the two of you get married. In fact, if you impregnate an older woman, you will probably be the last to know.

Older women have jobs with dental plans. Younger women can't help you when your teeth get knocked out playing hockey.

Older women take charge of the situation. An older woman will call you up and ask you for a date. A younger woman will wait forever by the phone for you to call.

An older woman will agree to go to McDonald's with you for a meal. Younger women are too nervous to eat anything in front of somebody whom they might boff later.

Older women know how to cook. Young women know how to dial Pizza Hut take out.

Older women are psychic. You never have to confess to having an affair, because somehow they always know.

Older women often own an interesting collection of lingerie that they have acquired from admirers over the years. Young women often don't wear underpants at all, thus practically eliminating all possibility of a striptease.

Older women know what Kegel exercises are.

Older women are dignified. They are beyond having a screaming match with you in the middle of the night in a public park.

Older women are experienced. They understand that sometimes, after 12 beers, a guy just can't get it up. A younger woman may need some time to grasp this fact.

An older woman will introduce you to all of her girlfriends. A younger woman will avoid her girlfriends when she's with you, in case you get any ideas...

An older woman has lots of girlfriends ... and most of them will want to screw you too. If you're lucky, more than one at a time.

An older woman will always meet the minimum height requirement to go on an amusement ride.

An older woman will never accuse you of stealing the best years of her youth because chances are someone else has stolen them first.

An older woman will never accuse you of using her. She's using you.

(I can't take credit for this . . . internet lore, but amazingly true on many counts . . . . you'll just have to guess which ones! Also, I really, really hate country music with the white hot intensity of a thousand suns, but here's little video for you boyz.)

The G in GILF stand for Grandmother. lol
I am not sure how I could be thought of in that runoff..... Oh, unless the G stood for guy, goof, goober, gremlin or if miserable could be changed to grizzerable. lol

Tigerlicious Wrote:

tigertommy Wrote:I'd rather Loyal and MissJ stay out of the sex talk anyway. I might need the blue pill if that thougt got stuck in my noggin. lol

obviously, I'm going to have to repeat myself from another thread . . .

Tigerlicious Wrote:

RandyMc Wrote:

tigertommy Wrote:Sorry guys. As I approach 40 a hot MILF does much more for me than seeing these barely legal sluts. lol

I am with you. Tried explaining this to a 33 year old a few weeks ago. I might as well had been speaking Martian. He just could not understand what I was saying.

For RandyMcRandyPants and TommytheLoveTiger . . .

Older Women Make Better Lovers, Don't They?


An older woman will never wake you up in the middle of the night and ask you, "What are you thinking?" An older woman doesn't care what you think.

An older woman is a cheaper date. A younger woman will cost you 12 beers, but an older woman will sleep with you after a cup of herbal tea.

An older woman can wear bright red lipstick during the day without looking like she just had an adventure inside a jam jar.

Older women can run faster because they're always wearing sensible shoes. Or at lteast can afford F-me pumps she can actually walk in.

An older woman is almost always already attached to someone, so there's no need to develop a phobia about committing to her. The last thing she needs in her life is another clingy, whiny, dependent man.

Older women are more honest. An older woman will tell you that you are a jerk if you're acting like one. A young woman will say nothing, fearing you might get mad and break up with her.

An older woman always carries a condom in her purse. A younger woman is still hoping the guy might have one on him.

An older woman will never get pregnant, then suddenly demand that the two of you get married. In fact, if you impregnate an older woman, you will probably be the last to know.

Older women have jobs with dental plans. Younger women can't help you when your teeth get knocked out playing hockey.

Older women take charge of the situation. An older woman will call you up and ask you for a date. A younger woman will wait forever by the phone for you to call.

An older woman will agree to go to McDonald's with you for a meal. Younger women are too nervous to eat anything in front of somebody whom they might boff later.

Older women know how to cook. Young women know how to dial Pizza Hut take out.

Older women are psychic. You never have to confess to having an affair, because somehow they always know.

Older women often own an interesting collection of lingerie that they have acquired from admirers over the years. Young women often don't wear underpants at all, thus practically eliminating all possibility of a striptease.

Older women know what Kegel exercises are.

Older women are dignified. They are beyond having a screaming match with you in the middle of the night in a public park.

Older women are experienced. They understand that sometimes, after 12 beers, a guy just can't get it up. A younger woman may need some time to grasp this fact.

An older woman will introduce you to all of her girlfriends. A younger woman will avoid her girlfriends when she's with you, in case you get any ideas...

An older woman has lots of girlfriends ... and most of them will want to screw you too. If you're lucky, more than one at a time.

An older woman will always meet the minimum height requirement to go on an amusement ride.

An older woman will never accuse you of stealing the best years of her youth because chances are someone else has stolen them first.

An older woman will never accuse you of using her. She's using you.

(I can't take credit for this . . . internet lore, but amazingly true on many counts . . . . you'll just have to guess which ones! Also, I really, really hate country music with the white hot intensity of a thousand suns, but here's little video for you boyz.)

I just saw that on the other thread. I need to quit working so hard and get back to sitting back and reading and posting here. lol

tigertommy Wrote:The G in GILF stand for Grandmother. lol
I am not sure how I could be thought of in that runoff..... Oh, unless the G stood for guy, goof, goober, gremlin or if miserable could be changed to grizzerable. lol

I was thinking of "guy" . . . . but again, that would fall under Pool Boy.

Any grandmother that hot is going to be having the grandkids call her by her first name, not granny.

I was answering your post about the little pill, I believe you said it was blue. I don't know but will take your word for it. lol

Tigerlicious, you have brought up a excellent point.

Brilliant people through out history have had to deal with naysayers. Don't let it get to you, you will be rewarded appropriately.

This grandmom is only hot to the one whose been around all of these years and I am very proud to be called grandmother.
The hot days don't hold a candle to what I enjoy now. Sometimes your hottest when you think about it the least.
You shall see!
Now I shall take my grandmotherly advice somewhere else and let you guys have your fun?
Go Tigers!

tigerloyal Wrote:I kinda favor the school girl uniform with the lace on the socks and very short pleated skirt. lol
Not the nun type here.
I would burn up in that habit!
Go Tigers!

That just ain't right, some of us are still @ work, lol.

I support adding the position of office MILF based on personal comparisons of older and younger women when I was in my 30's.