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Who put the starch in her Visine?

Mungumry Blazer Wrote:Who put the starch in her Visine?

She just has really big eyes.

I'd :rolltide: it.

Mungumry Blazer Wrote:Who put the starch in her Visine?

I have a new best line I've heard today. :rofl:

How 'bout this:

Those pictures that are all over the place as the punch line to:

What do you get when you mix viagra and visine?

Here's the latest story:

Quote:May 6, 2005 --  Bolting bride Jennifer Wilbanks was chaste away — by her fiancé's insistence on abstinence, friends of the sex-deprived couple claim.

"She told people the fact that she and [husband-to-be John Mason] were not having sex was upsetting," a friend of Wilbanks' told People magazine, which hits newsstands today.

Mason was once a "wild" guy who "dated a lot," his running pal Ted King said.

But he became a born-again virgin — eschewing premarital sex — five years ago after pledging himself to his Baptist faith, friends said.

"He's been saving himself for the right woman," Mason's friend Andy Parsons told the magazine.

And friends say that likely drove the marathon enthusiast to run — from the altar.

In Wilbanks' hometown of Gainsville, girlfriends told The Post the 32-year-old woman had once enjoyed a very active social life — regularly dating men from a local gym as well as firemen.

Wilbanks — who got breast implants before meeting Mason — "had lots of boyfriends," a friend told People.

Yesterday, Wilbanks admitted her cross-country jaunt had "nothing to do with cold feet."

"I cannot fully explain what happened to me last week," the runaway bride wrote in a rambling statement read by her pastor at a press conference.

There were "a host of compelling issues which seemed out of control."

Some of Wilbanks' pals said she grew increasingly anxious as her wedding approached, complaining the plans were "frustrating."

But in her statement, Wilbanks said her friends knew "how excited I was about the spectacular wedding we planned, and how I could not wait to be Mrs. John Mason."

Wilbanks, whom authorities said planned her getaway in advance by buying a bus ticket and cutting her hair, added:

"In my mind, it was never about the timing, however unfortunate. I was simply running from myself and from certain fears controlling my life."

Pastor Tom Smiley said Wilbanks is undergoing "professional therapy" and has "postponed" her wedding. She and Mason, he said, "are extremely together."

Meanwhile, it was revealed yesterday the runaway bride claimed to have been raped during her "kidnapping."

"She made accusations she had been sexually assaulted during the course of her abduction," Albuquerque Police Sgt. Trish Ahrensfield told reporters.

Wilbanks reportedly submitted to a rape exam even though investigators did not request one. She later recanted both the rape and kidnapping claims.

Additional reporting by Josh Williams

Gotta love the NY Post

Which will be first?

The Lifetime channel movie of the week

or

Willbanks gets her own Fox reality show.

or

A spread in Playboy

or

A sitdown with Barbara Walters

hmmmm...Im going to choose bookdeal first.

Memphis Blazer Wrote:Which will be first?

The Lifetime channel movie of the week

or

Willbanks gets her own Fox reality show.

or

A spread in Playboy

or

A sitdown with Barbara Walters

by the looks of her the best she could do would be hustler.

It must be tough going through life with a perpetualy startled look on your face. :eek: