simulated EMU's crowd noise by piping in cricket noise during practices.

To be consistent with the theme for the last two weeks:

…has two daughters who can be seen on page 19 of the wmu football media guide LINK. Actually three daughters…the other one played QB.

Bill Cubit is trying to knock up his wife because he has no confidence in Hiller and needs another son to be the QB.

reminds me of the south end of a north bound donkey.

is gay.

has dillusions of adequacy

Played against CMU in the 1974 Camillia Bowl (Delaware). Let's hope its a repeat performance by CMU.

will pull a bob knight and attempt to kick a chair onto the playing surface only to stub his toe as the chair will be frozen and will not budge

Is probably having a stroke right now

Has one facial expression: ANGRY

is walking to Waldo's Tavern right now to get drunk.

is sitting at his desk this morning with his head in his hands and half a bottle of jack sitting there antagonizing him...

will not be sending Christmas cards to the MAC officials this year....