1boisebro Wrote:wisconsin? cool!
That's not God's country. That's hell on Earth.
Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God was
missing for six days.
Eventually, Michael the archangel found him, resting
on the seventh day.
He inquired of God, "Where have you been?" God
sighed a deep sigh of
satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards through
the clouds, "Look
Michael, look what I've made."
Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is
it?"
"It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put life on
it.. I'm going to
call it Earth and it's going to be a great place of
balance."
"Balance?", inquired Michael, still confused.
God explained, pointing to different parts of earth,
"For example,
northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity
and wealth while
southern Europe is going to be poor; the Middle East
over there will be
a hot spot. Over there I've placed a continent of
white people and over
there is a continent of black people," God
continued, pointing to
different countries. "This one will be extremely
hot and arid while
this one will be very cold and covered in ice."
The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed
to a large land
mass and said, "What's that one?"
"Ah," said God. "That's Minnesota, the most
glorious place on earth.
There are beautiful lakes, rivers, sunsets and
rolling hills. The
people from Minnesota are going to be modest,
intelligent and humorous
and they are going to be found traveling the world.
They will be
extremely sociable, hard working and high achieving,
and they will be
known throughout the world as diplomats and carriers
of peace."
Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then
proclaimed, "What about
balance, God?" "You said there would be balance!"
God replied wisely, "Wait until you see the idiots
I'm putting around
them in Iowa, the Dakota's, Wisconsin and Canada.
Thanks though for the well wishes and prayers. I've sure needed them in the past week or two.