OU leading 38-21 near end of 3rd. Typical MAC game, no one can stop anyone. Ohio band is outstanding. CMU used to have a band like that (1960s & 1970s). Now we have foo foo D&B. Sickening.

Now 38-28 OU. Still in 3rd with OU driving again.

OU scores, making it 45-28 into the top of the 4th quarter. EMU having trouble covering TEs (note to CMU).

HURONators score to make it 45-35 with plenty of time left in 4th.

Solich is now circling field in golf cart with open bottle of Grey Goose vodka, and telling the EMU cheerleaders they're fat and ugly (not really, but it makes for interesting commentary).

emu's recovered kickoff fumble, and driving to the OU red zone, but blows 4th & 1 with a crappy pass that falls incomplete.

6:41 left in game. A lot of people standing around looking at one another like, what do we do now?

OU band members holding up signs reading, "If you like D&B bands, watch Lawrence Welk re-runs!" I agree.

Traci Lords runs out on to the field. Oh, yeah, that's a FIRST DOWN!!!

Under 4:00 minutes left, game almost over (due to boredom).

McRae tries to chase Traci into end zone for the SCORE (no, not that one), but drops the ball (yes, that one).

OU gets field goal. 48-35, OU.

HURONator qb just sustained a shoulder injury.

Replacement qb throws TD! Sorry, penalty, emu.

TD BEAGLES! 48-42 OU, with 1:00 left in game.

On-side kick for Ypsi's fails.

Game over. OU wins. Solich and Traci drive off field in golf cart and into the sunset. What a lovely ending.

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CMichFan Wrote::clap2:

CMF, you got the clap?

"CMF, you got the clap?"

Nah. Just a killer case of jock itch. Can I get a Tinactin commercial?

CMichFan Wrote:"CMF, you got the clap?"

Nah. Just a killer case of jock itch. Can I get a Tinactin commercial?

Only if Vanessa Del Rio does the rub down.