mphsfan
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Welfare check
A Guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check. He
marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know, I just
HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job."
The social worker behind the counter said, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a
job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for
his beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, and he'll supply
all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided.
You'll be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips and you
will have to satisfy her sexual urges. You'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment
above the garage. The salary is $200,000 a year."
The guy, wide-eyed, said, "You're bullsh!ttin' me!"
The social worker said, "Yeah, well ... .... ... .... you started it.
(This post was last modified: 10-15-2007 03:49 PM by mphsfan.)
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Welfare check
