looks more like one that doesn't take george bush seriously. seems like there are a few out there dedicated to taking clinton seriously, like:<a href='http://www.geocities.com/WallStreet/Bureau/3716/clinton.html' target='_blank'>the legacy of bill clinton</a>

You probably should go back and look at that site again, son. :laugh:

It's called "satire."

Although this picture on the Clinton site was worth the wait:

joebordenrebel Wrote:You probably should go back and look at that site again, son. :laugh:

It's called "satire."

okay, pops, thnx for the lecture. gee, i thought that ann coulter and george bush thing i was responding to was gospel or something. just out of curiosity, was your degree in dumb?

No, my degrees were in the art of Tongue Fu.

Would you care for a lesson, grasshopper? :wave:

joebordenrebel Wrote:No, my degrees were in the art of Tongue Fu.

:laugh: what was the other one in? if had known that they offered that degree at ole miss id have gone there instead :D :angel:

joebordenrebel Wrote:No, my degrees were in the art of Tongue Fu.

Would you care for a lesson, grasshopper? :wave:

i've heard about that degree. doesn't it require years and years of toe to tongue exercises? seems a natural for a guy with chronic foot in mouth issues.

you can be the grasshopper; i'll be the ant.

gruehls Wrote:

joebordenrebel Wrote:No, my degrees were in the art of Tongue Fu.

Would you care for a lesson, grasshopper? :wave:

i've heard about that degree. doesn't it require years and years of toe to tongue exercises? seems a natural for a guy with chronic foot in mouth issues.

you can be the grasshopper; i'll be the ant.

Touche, grasshopper!

Well done. You have learned much to be so young. Much you have to learn to be a jedi yet.

For instance, grasshopper, perhaps you could elucidate one instance of this toe-sucking disease your mother finds so adorable.

And if you insist on being the ant, doesn't that mean you're just a slave in the colony, working for the Queen?

safetyeagle Wrote:

joebordenrebel Wrote:No, my degrees were in the art of Tongue Fu.

:laugh: what was the other one in? if had known that they offered that degree at ole miss id have gone there instead :D :angel:

Well, I have a Bachelor's in TongueLashing Fools with a minor in Tofu.

My master's was in Martial Arts of the Mouth. I wrote a thesis on How to Make Any Molehill Look Like a Mountain.

It was truly an extraordinary course of study. I hate that you were not able to attend the Flagship and see for yourself. :D

let's address 2 of your posts simultaneously.

joebordenrebel Wrote:Touche, grasshopper!

Well done. You have learned much to be so young. Much you have to learn to be a jedi yet.

okay yoda. praise from you means so much to a youngster like me. and i'm a sith.

Quote:For instance, grasshopper, perhaps you could elucidate one instance of this toe-sucking disease your mother finds so adorable.

sure. my mother is deceased.

Quote:And if you insist on being the ant, doesn't that mean you're just a slave in the colony, working for the Queen?

no. i'm an independ-ant.


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Quote:Well, I have a Bachelor's in TongueLashing Fools with a minor in Tofu.

bachelors should avoid minors; next time try an adult in tofu.

Quote:My master's was in Martial Arts of the Mouth. I wrote a thesis on How to Make Any Molehill Look Like a Mountain.

you have now established your "piled higher and deeper" qualifications.

Quote:It was truly an extraordinary course of study. I hate that you were not able to attend the Flagship and see for yourself.&nbsp;

yoda, you've confused "flagship" with "mother ship." dukeofdrums had that right.

Well, I always thought your mother was dead-lay. That explains a lot!

"no. i'm an independ-ant."

Perhaps you should reconsider your depend-ants on crude? And does your ant train ever turn into a drag Queen?

"next time try an adult in tofu"

Sorry, I like 'em young, dumb and full of something that tastes like chicken. Besides, tofu stains the sheets.

Run along, kid. I think your mother's fallen and she can't get up. :wave:

i'd insult your father, but you never met him, so what's the point? and i plan to avoid your future posts, which should establish my non-reliance on crude.

i understand why they have to be young and dumb; didn't you leave out "blind?".

Awww. Suddenly grasshopper no longer wants to play.

C-ya! :wave: