Two boys are playing football at this park in a small town in South Carolina, when one of the boys is suddenly attacked by a crazed Rottweiler. Thinking quickily, the other boy takes a stick and shoves it under the dogs collar, twists it, and breaks the dog's neck, thus saving his friend. -

A sports reporter who was strolling by sees the incident and rushes over to interview the boy. He tells the boy he's going to write a story and says, "I'll title it, 'Young Tiger Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal.'

"But I'm not a Tiger fan.", the little hero replies

"Sorry, since we're in South Carolina, I just assumed you were", says the reporter

He asks, "How does 'Gamecock Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack' sound?"

"I'm not a Gamecock fan either", the boy says

"Oh, I thought everyone in South Carolina was either for the Tigers or the Gamecocks. What team do you root for?", the reporter asks

"I'm just visiting my cousin, I'm a Georgia Bulldog fan", the boy replies, "they're just the best!" The reporter smiles, starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes:

"Little Redneck Bastard From Georgia Kills Beloved Family Pet."

In all fun and games, I just had to let you guys read this joke after I saw it. I know the Jackets in here probably got a kick out of it.

bwah hahahhaha

The reporter should have beat the BOY with the stick!

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Bad but VERY funny <img border="0" alt="[laugh]" title="" src="graemlins/laughing.gif" />