My friend sent this to me in an email. I thought it was pretty funny...all I kept thinking about was now I know why GTS likes redheads.
Differences Between Good Girls and Redheads
*Good girls loosen a few buttons when it's hot.
*Redheads make it hot by loosening a few buttons.
*Good girls wax their floors. *Redheads wax their bikini lines.
*Good girls blush during sex scenes in a movie. *Redheads know they could do it better.
*Good girls wear white cotton panties. *Redheads don't wear any.
*Good girls think they're not fully dressed without a strand of pearls. *Redheads think they're fully dressed with just a strand of pearls.
*Good girls only own one credit card and rarely use it.
*Redheads only own one bra and rarely use it.
*Good girls pack their toothbrush. *Redheads pack their diaphragms.
*Good girls wear high heels to work. *Redheads wear high heels to bed.
*Good girls think the office is the wrong place to have sex. *Redheads think no place is the wrong place.
*Good girls prefer the missionary position. *Redheads do too, but only for starters.
*Good girls say 'no'. *Redheads say 'when?'
*Good girls say "Thanks for a wonderful dinner."
*Redheads say, "What's for breakfast?"
*Good girls keep a diary.
*Redheads don't have time.
*Good girls love Italian food.
*Redheads love Italian waiters.
*Good girls will apologize, brown nose and kiss YOUR ***.
*Redheads will tell ya to kiss my lily, white ***. <---
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