Q: What is George W. Bush's position on Roe vs. Wade?

A: He really doesn't care how people get out of New Orleans.

:laugh:

Took me a minute.

fsquid Wrote:Q: What is George W. Bush's position on Roe vs. Wade?

A: He really doesn't care how people get out of New Orleans.

People always find a way to come up with a joke when a tradegy occurs. Reminds me of when I was a kid and the Space Shuttle Challenger exploded. Everyone was telling this one.....

What color were Christa McCalaugh's (sp) eyes?

Blue. One blew this way and one blew this way. (Need accompanying hand motions.)

Still not funny.....

I enjoyed the New Orleans one much better.

blah Wrote:

fsquid Wrote:Q: What is George W. Bush's position on Roe vs. Wade?

A: He really doesn't care how people get out of New Orleans.

People always find a way to come up with a joke when a tradegy occurs. Reminds me of when I was a kid and the Space Shuttle Challenger exploded. Everyone was telling this one.....

What color were Christa McCalaugh's (sp) eyes?

Blue. One blew this way and one blew this way. (Need accompanying hand motions.)

Still not funny.....

I enjoyed the New Orleans one much better.

I've got a couple of those.

Q--What does NASA stand for?

A--Need Another Seven Astronauts


Q--What were Christa McAuliffs(sp) last words?

A--What does this button do?


You're right, they are still not funny.

This one is very old (and not nearly the tragedy of Katrina or the space shuttle disaster) but 'What type of wood doesn't float?'

(Natalie)

fbo, I doubt many will understand that one!

Natlie Wood.

blah Wrote:

fsquid Wrote:Q: What is George W. Bush's position on Roe vs. Wade?

A: He really doesn't care how people get out of New Orleans.

People always find a way to come up with a joke when a tradegy occurs. Reminds me of when I was a kid and the Space Shuttle Challenger exploded. Everyone was telling this one.....

What color were Christa McCalaugh's (sp) eyes?

Blue. One blew this way and one blew this way. (Need accompanying hand motions.)

Still not funny.....

I enjoyed the New Orleans one much better.

Aren't you just a tad touchy.

fsquid Wrote:

blah Wrote:

fsquid Wrote:Q: What is George W. Bush's position on Roe vs. Wade?

A: He really doesn't care how people get out of New Orleans.

People always find a way to come up with a joke when a tradegy occurs. Reminds me of when I was a kid and the Space Shuttle Challenger exploded. Everyone was telling this one.....

What color were Christa McCalaugh's (sp) eyes?

Blue. One blew this way and one blew this way. (Need accompanying hand motions.)

Still not funny.....

I enjoyed the New Orleans one much better.

Aren't you just a tad touchy.

No, actually I was talking about my noke not being funny. I found yours humorous and even used it twice today....

I imagine you can find a joke about every disaster in history. The one I remember is, What were the last words Christa McCalaugh said to her husband? You feed the dog, I'll feed the fish.