It's clearly impossible that you could have got into any college ... including such juggernauts as Westwood Online and Phoenix Online. If you're getting laid, it's because other men enjoy the tremendous sucking that occurs near you due to the vaccum between your ears. That and the fact that you've proven beyond a shadow of a doubt you like showing your a** over the smallest things... another appealing quality to the San Francisco male. Beyond that -- paying $50 to crusty cooter downtown doesn't count. Farm animals also don't count.... although I'm sure the sheep back home miss ya. Bahhhh. I can accept the beer drinking as factual, but only because it could help explain your utter lack of mental capacity you have.

Five words: Five Points and the Vista
Certainly somebody who has accomplished nothing more with their life than traveling through it a drunk moronic vagabond has heard of one of them, if not spent a month living on a bench outside of one.

It would be nice if keeping it simple worked... but even the most direct of answers can't penetrate that 2 foot thick rebar reinforced layer of shockcrete you tote above your shoulders. You were the only one reading this thread that didn't understand my answer the first time I said it. Hell, even kpig ... who I normally just don't get along with ... was stunned at your level of ineptitude. Do you work on Senator Ted Stevens staff or something? Did he appoint you because of the whole sucking near other men thing, too?

You know, eventually you'll run out of something to ***** about, because every time I turn your pathetic waste of humanity away on one topic, you completely abandon that and move on to something even more unrelated. Are you going to be spewing your mental diarrhea over Coke vs. Pepsi before next week?

And FWIW, I do value giving back to the less fortunate... so I'll keep a spot open on my company's staff for you as janitor. Drunk, stupid, and a burden on society is no way to go through your life.

And just because thinking I somehow have a team of writers behind me handing me material makes you feel a little more adequate when you huddle up under your newspapers at night, doesn't make it any less laughable.

Now if you learn nothing else from this, I do want you to at least remember this (again, read it however many times you need to for it to enter your sensory deprivation chamber):
"'Tis better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt."
- Abraham Lincoln