Yes...the annoying Screech from Saved by the Bell has a 40-minute porn tape out there! YIKES!

http://www.nydailynews.com/front/story/4....html?barf

And...part of the tape has been uploaded here. Don't worry, it shows nothing.

http://www.tmz.com/2006/09/27/screech-sex-tape-preview/



He may have played nerdy eighth-grader Samuel (Screech) Powers in the sitcom "Saved by the Bell." But former TV geek Dustin Diamond can now take his place with Colin Farrell, Tommy Lee and Kid Rock as the star of his very own sex tape.

Everyone who remembers Diamond as a lovable putz is in for a shock once they see a 40-minute video in which he engages in a kinky three-way with two women, sources tell us.

We can't get too graphic here, but word is that the action includes some bodily functions and an act known as a "Dirty Sanchez."

Phoenix-based agent David Hans Schmidt, who has brokered some of Hollywood's biggest celebrity-skin deals, confirms that he's acquired the rights to a tape featuring Diamond.

"Just when you think you have seen everything in this business," he tells us, "mankind has raised the bar another notch. Or lowered it."

Schmidt is in L.A., shopping the tape to Hustler's Larry Flynt, Vivid's Steven Hirsch and other major distributors of adult video.

Now age 29, the 6-foot Diamond is much brawnier than you may remember him. He's a black belt in karate, and, four years ago, he defeated Ron Palillo (Horshack on "Welcome Back, Kotter") on Fox's "Celebrity Boxing 2."

Diamond's manager, Roger Paul, said his client has become a successful standup comic and will appear on the ABC sitcom "The Knights of Prosperity."

"I haven't seen the tape," Paul told us. "I've heard rumors. Dustin has been trying to escape the Screech typecast. So this may help me get more bookings."

In 1996, former "Saved by the Bell" sweetheart Elizabeth Berkley bared all in the Paul Verhoeven-Joe Eszterhas trashterpiece, "Show Girls."

The sex vid's working title is "Saved by the Smell." Ewwwww.

Oh this ain't right.


Is Mr. B in the tape? Most male porn actors DO start in gay movies. I'm just sayin'.

Rumor has it he has a big dong.

I guess the "Save My House" ( http://www.getdshirts.com/ ) efforts didn't pay enough so he had to resort to this.

I was always a Tiffany Amber-Thiessen fan, til she got the implants.

Chi-Town Wrote:I was always a Tiffany Amber-Thiessen fan, til she got the implants.

If you can touch 'em, they're real.

Big Ol Pimp Wrote:

Chi-Town Wrote:I was always a Tiffany Amber-Thiessen fan, til she got the implants.

If you can touch 'em, they're real.

So does that mean they aren't real for any of us?

SCConway Wrote:

The sex vid's working title is "Saved by the Smell." Ewwwww.

That is ******* hilarious......... lmfao

umbluegray Wrote:

Big Ol Pimp Wrote:

Chi-Town Wrote:I was always a Tiffany Amber-Thiessen fan, til she got the implants.

If you can touch 'em, they're real.

So does that mean they aren't real for any of us?

That is quite a metaphysical quesion...........

Here is another. Are any of us less likely to bag Princess Diana today than 10 years ago?

RandyMc Wrote:

umbluegray Wrote:

Big Ol Pimp Wrote:

Chi-Town Wrote:I was always a Tiffany Amber-Thiessen fan, til she got the implants.

If you can touch 'em, they're real.

So does that mean they aren't real for any of us?

That is quite a metaphysical quesion...........

Here is another. Are any of us less likely to bag Princess Diana today than 10 years ago?

Personally I feel she was more attractive 10 years ago than right now. She has to be awfully smelly and bony now.

Big Ol Pimp Wrote:Rumor has it he has a big dong.

I think every guy wants that rumor started about them. A few years ago a couple of DJ's started that rumor about Bill Lunn and from there women are in love with the guy.