before once again, I will be at K/S Stadium, sitting amongst the CMU students, watching my beloved Chippewas geld the first of two horses in the 2002 season. <img border="0" alt="[laugh]" title="" src="graemlins/laughing.gif" />

OK, CE, I'm stumped. It appears WMU is the second of two horses, but who's the first? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Confused]" src="confused.gif" />

We play, in order: BearKats, Cowboys, Zips, Hoosiers, Eagles...

Actually, CMF, let me correct myself. No Cowboy is going to "walk" into any town without his horse (unless he's in a gay pride parade), thus, the Cowboy and his horse get gelded. Secondly, the other (technically speaking) is not a horse either, but rather a brown cow wearing a colostomy bag. So, it is the bag that will be "gelded" and force-fed to the brown cow. Hope this clears things up.

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Yep, crystal clear! LOL!

ENE....Very cute, but you need to double check your anatomy (and that of horses and cows as well. Harharhar.) A colostomy is performed in an area anterior and superior to the gonads. There is no connection between the two. Heaven only knows where you've been inserting your public service enemas! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="eek.gif" />

You see, this is precisely why 'tards' from Kalamazoo should not be awarded diplomas! Not only are they incapable of reading between the lines, they can't even read the original lines!
Where in my discussion of 'gelding' did I refer to performing a colostomy? And since when does a cow have nads? And finally, if a cow were to wear a colostomy bag, logically, where would SHE wear one? Time for Whinny the Pooh Pooh Pony University to re-assess who it awards degrees upon. <img border="0" alt="[Puke]" title="" src="graemlins/puke.gif" />

i can't wait for WSU first game!!