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MT. PLEASANT, MI (AP) - Central Michigan University announced their Queen for this weekend's Homecoming Saturday, as the Chippewa football team hosts Bowling Green State University. Kelly Bertha Shorts, a senior from Mt. Pleasant, represents CMU's Ima Moo Pie sorority. She also works the midnight shift as a bouncer at Soaring Eagle Casino. For added fun at the homecoming game Saturday, Shorts pledged to eat one White Castle hamburger for every passing yard that Bowling Green gains on the Chippewas in the gridiron showdown.
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Whoa!!! She could stop bird s*** in mid air!!!
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| 10-09-2002 09:17 AM |
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RochesterFalcon
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As long as she's not the punter...
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| 10-09-2002 09:18 AM |
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rockytop
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At first I thought you meant the bugs queen, but then I noticed she is to good looking.
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| 10-09-2002 09:24 AM |
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factman
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Actually she's one of our OL!!!!!!
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| 10-09-2002 01:10 PM |
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You can still see marks on her from the ten foot pole.
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| 10-09-2002 04:32 PM |
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MoTown: remember, a gentleman doesn't boast about his conquests... 
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| 10-09-2002 05:13 PM |
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CMU Selects Homecoming Queen
