Dedicated to GreenBison, for he can brengeth the smack. (spelled that wrong on purpose)


Joke#1
Dreadful news out of Huntingon. The Marshall University library burned down last night. Both coloring books were lost.

Joke#2
Why did the Marshall mascot die?
The football players were supposed to feed it on the way to class.

Joke#3
A UCF grad goes into a bar in Hunington and asks the bartender if he wants to hear a good Marshall joke.

The bartender says, "Before you tell it, you should know that I am 6-2 and weigh 225 and I'm from Marshall. See that guy at the end of the bar? He's 6-4 and weighs 250 and he's from Marshall, too. And see the guy at the other end of the bar? He's 6-6 and weighs 280 and he's from Marshall,too! Now, do you still want to tell your UCF joke?"

The Marshall grad says, "Nah."

To which the bartender smiles and says, "What's the matter? Are ya chicken?"

The guy says, "Nah. I just don't want to have to explain it three times."



Jokes by "knightfall" on UCFSports.com