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It's 12:21 pm.

Just returned last night from witnessing nature's greatest story of death and rebirth - the annual migration of the King Salmon. The site - Baldwin, MI and the Pere Marquette river. The "run" is at its peak. You can litterally walk out into the river and get within 6 feet of these massive fish. Some holes were stacked with over 30 fish. More than the fishing, it's watching the centuries old dance. The female waiting on the bed of gravel. Giant fish in only inches of water - sometimes their dorsel fin appears out of the water like that of a shark. The moving of gravel to prepare a bed for the eggs; the hen's sideways flopping, wiggling, beating her body against the gravel to get the eggs to drop. After a while, you would rather just watch than attempt to catch them.

oh yeah... Corso is still an idiot.
09-27-2003 11:15 AM
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I sit at home, logged in on my laptop, watching the Indianapolis Colts put the final nail in the Jim Haslett Saints' coffin. I do so with a large grin, knowing my Huskies are 4-0, ranked #17 (AP) and #20 (ESPN), their highest rankings ever. You see, the Huskies have beaten 3 BCS conference teams thus far, two of which were ranked. After doing so, it is obvious that the Huskies could compete in a BCS conference in 2003 were they afforded that opportunity.

Lee Corso is still an idiot. We all know that. Here's to the Huskies continuing to prove it. 04-rock :chair: 04-bow
09-28-2003 09:59 PM
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Views on Lee Corso from others...

Righty Republican - "Lee Corso just smiled at Kirk. I think he might be one of them 'gays' I read about. Idiot."

Lefty Liberal - "Lee Corso is wearing an expensive suit, when he should've bought a cheap suit and given all his leftover money to the federal government. What a greedy idiot."

Arianna Huffington - "Lee Corso's car, the one that got struck by lightning, only gets 18 miles per gallon. That environment-killing idiot."

Buddhist - "Lee Corso was an even bigger idiot in his previous life."

Osama bin Laden - "Lee Corso, Allah willing, is an idiot and will burn in Hell with the rest of the ESPN infidels.

Ozzy Osbourne - "Lee Corso is a f****** idiot."

Chancellor Schroeder - "Herr Corso ist ein schweinhund, und vehsteht universitaet fussball nicht."
09-28-2003 10:29 PM
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Sep 29, 2003 7:30 pm

Still haven't "moved past" last Saturday's embarrassment in Southern Alabama.

You know what the worst part is? Marshall's loss could be an indication that Corso is not an idiot. :crying:
09-29-2003 06:27 PM
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It's 7:38 PM on 29 September 2003. Because Lee Corso couldn't win at NIU, he can't bring himself to acknowledge that Joe Novak has done so and that it's no fluke.

He is, and forevermore will be, an idiot.
09-29-2003 06:35 PM
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DevilGrad Wrote:It's 7:38 PM on 29 September 2003. Because Lee Corso couldn't win at NIU, he can't bring himself to acknowledge that Joe Novak has done so and that it's no fluke.

He is, and forevermore will be, an idiot.
Oh, Lee Corso is an idiot. But he didn't want to be in DeKalb, so he doesn't care that he couldn't win at NIU. Novak wants to be in DeKalb and now enjoys winning at NIU.
09-30-2003 10:54 AM
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While cruising into work at my typically rapid clip of 4mph, I heard a report on the radio that Chicagoans, on average, spend 61 hours a year stuck in traffic.
I did some quick calculations in my head and determined I probably spend about 300 hours a year stuck in traffic.
It occurred to me that I'm a fool to be frittering away my precious time on planet earth sitting in traffic.

However, it also occurred to me that, while I may be a fool, at least I'm not an idiot.....

like Lee Corso.
10-02-2003 08:46 AM
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HuronDave, I don
10-02-2003 04:32 PM
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As someone else pointed out in another thread, that argument is just so full of holes it's ridiculous. How many teams IN those BCS conferences are successful week in and week out within their conferences? Many of them REQUIRE games against "mid-majors" or less to get their requisite wins to be bowl eligible. Fact is, a hell of a lot of THEM can't play that schedule week in and week out. So what makes them superior?

Oh, and I checked carefully. It's 10:29pm, Oct. 2, 2003. The wife is winding down getting ready for bed, the kids are getting ready for their evening plans, I have an ice cold glass of water next to me <gasp!>, and Lee Corso IS still an idiot.
10-02-2003 09:25 PM
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rumors swirl about CUSA and the Big East seeking to poach our conference membership. What will happen? None of us can be certain.

But there remain constants that we can always be certain of:
death and taxes. gravity. and Lee Corso is an idiot.
10-03-2003 08:34 AM
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[quote="Rocky"] HuronDave, I don
10-03-2003 09:55 AM
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After an encouraging NIU segment, Herbstreit managed to backhand the MAC again. :mad: Paraphrased: after losing to Bowling Green Purdue is 4-1. He managed to make the Falcons sound like a bad team with a simple vocal inflection. :rolleyes:

Oh yeah...and at 11:16 AM EST, Corso has done nothing yet to disparage the notion that he's an idiot.
10-04-2003 10:13 AM
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LMAO :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: 03-lol 03-lol 04-bow
10-04-2003 10:40 AM
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It is 11:48 a.m. I'm about to hit the road for Bowling Green.

And Lee Corso remains an idiot.
10-04-2003 10:44 AM
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I was driving through Toledo last Sunday and I heard a funny story on a sports talk radio show that includes, of all people, former Toledo mayor Carty Finkbeiner.

Anyway, it seems Lee Corso once used to "coach" at the "University" of Indiana.

One day, Ohio State came to town, so there were a lot of people in the stadium for once, wearing red (and scarlet), (but I digress....)

The Buckeyes hit the field for warm ups. They stretched, ran drills, all of that. The mighty Hoosiers, however, never hit the field for drills. In fact, no one ever saw a Hoosier. They made no dramatic entrance. Nothing. A few kids came out for the toss, but that was about it.

Well, it was getting on toward game time, and the refs would have told the teams to line up, but there was only one team to be told anything. So, Ohio State started lining up for a kick return. There was still no sign of a Hoosier.

Well, just as the referees were getting ready to throw a flag on the play, a freakin bus pulls onto the field -- right onto the field. And out come the Hoosiers -- eleven of them, all suited up and ready to kick the ball off. That segment of the crowd that wasn't wearing scarlet was going nuts. They were cheering, hootin' and hollerin'.

So the Hooisers kicked off...






















































.... and the Buckeyes ran it all the way back for a touchdown -- the first of many that day.

That was a long time ago.

Anyway, its 11:11 p.m. EDT on Wednesday, Oct. 8, 2003, and Lee Corso is still an idiot.
10-08-2003 10:09 PM
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The University would have been better served had the bus been used to run over Corso.

Lee has this delusion that he coached in the Big 10. Lee, you coached at Indiana. Indiana hasn't been a part of the big 10 football scene in any real sense since the 1960's
10-08-2003 10:58 PM
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Was looking at various college web pages and came across this one on a West Virginia Mountaineers web page. The title of the magazine is "Shuless Illustrated"

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"no it wasnt easy monterfan but relly it was.! i new if i coud only get corzo to teh cabn teh rest woud be histry lik shotig ducks in a barell teh hard part was geting him thare.! i had to brib mik patrik of expn case he an old shuless frend form ferment wv an i tnihk he got to dan patrik of expn his fith or eight cosin who had somting on buckey herbstareit.! tehn kirky set lee up by insidosly playig on lees primal fear of ligtnig somhow by expoiltig it an got to him an him to teh cabn dont aks me to explan.!

so taht 1nigt at shuless place aftre an a few shublus an he not such a horiby bad guy juts misgided an ned of educaton a littel bit so shuless porvide teh lernig materals an witin 2 wes by god ours he is sayig let go monter let goooo monter let go monter i not kidig it becam teh corzo mantara an i coud harldy shut up his mout.! but you can tnahk shuless for teh converson of corzo he lovs his monters now so who can stop us.! if corzo is for us ten who can for to be aganst us who.?>.!

it was only a mater of tim didnt i tel you oh yes he was lod an mouty at frist but puddy in my hans at last ei aftre a shrot while an i gav him a post cabnotic sugeston so wach an see monterfan teh next tim teh seminols score on expn thursdy nigt tv corzo wil blurt let go monter.!

he dos not now it but he cant stop it becase he dosnt now hes even goig to do it blurt it is cabns intoxig mytsiqe at work so let go monter.!

so yes now we wil get good expn spin.! on tursdys an saturdays.! wil you com see me what hav you got to lose.? ,"



Its 2:23 in the a.m. and yes Corso is still an idiot.
10-09-2003 01:21 AM
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:lolup:

It's 0:46 10/10/03 Chamorro Standard Time and, yes even here in Micronesia and Asia, Lee Corso is kaduka (an idiot)
10-09-2003 09:44 AM
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Although many of us have moved on to taking potshots at Craig James (who, mark my words, will leave CBS's ratings in just as good a shape as he left SMU's football program) we should never, ever, ever forget that Lee Corso is STILL an idiot.
10-13-2003 01:22 PM
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DevilGrad Wrote:Although many of us have moved on to taking potshots at Craig James (who, mark my words, will leave CBS's ratings in just as good a shape as he left SMU's football program) we should never, ever, ever forget that Lee Corso is STILL an idiot.
DG, I think I speak for everyone when I say your eternal vigilance in this matter is greatly appreciated.

I'd almost forgotten....

Thanks!
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1:43 CDT on 10/13/03, and Lee Corso AND Craig James are both still idiots.
10-13-2003 01:37 PM
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