Man, you sing like crap!

My new band is going to be called "Vito and the Crowd Thinners." We're going to do all Zydeco Boston covers.

Oddball Wrote:

ZippyRulz Wrote:

TJRocket Wrote:Rockets 42  Hurons  32

I wouldn't brag too much since you had to cheat to get this win.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Everyone sing along with me:

Whatever gets you through the night 'salright, 'salright
It's your money or life 'salright, 'salright
Don't need a sword to cut through flowers oh no, oh no

Whatever gets you through your life 'salright, 'salright
Do it wrong or do it right 'salright, 'salright
Don't need a watch to waste your time oh no, oh no

Hold me darlin' come on listen to me
I won't do you no harm
Trust me darlin' come on listen to me, come on listen to me
Come on listen, listen

Whatever gets you to the light 'salright, 'salright
Out the blue or out of sight 'salright, 'salright
Don't need a gun to blow your mind oh no, oh no

Hold me darlin' come on listen to me
I won't do you no harm
Trust me darlin' come on listen to me, come on listen to me
Come on listen, listen

Those lyrics, above that picture, are
seriously wierdin' me. :eek:

sarasotahuskie Wrote:Those lyrics, above that picture, are
seriously wierdin' me. :eek:

Oh, I'm sorry. Were you hoping that one of them was going to be YOUR special friend? :D

Oddball Wrote:

ZippyRulz Wrote:

TJRocket Wrote:Rockets 42  Hurons  32

I wouldn't brag too much since you had to cheat to get this win.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Everyone sing along with me:

Whatever gets you through the night 'salright, 'salright
It's your money or life 'salright, 'salright
Don't need a sword to cut through flowers oh no, oh no

Whatever gets you through your life 'salright, 'salright
Do it wrong or do it right 'salright, 'salright
Don't need a watch to waste your time oh no, oh no

Hold me darlin' come on listen to me
I won't do you no harm
Trust me darlin' come on listen to me, come on listen to me
Come on listen, listen

Whatever gets you to the light 'salright, 'salright
Out the blue or out of sight 'salright, 'salright
Don't need a gun to blow your mind oh no, oh no

Hold me darlin' come on listen to me
I won't do you no harm
Trust me darlin' come on listen to me, come on listen to me
Come on listen, listen

So you're past the denial stage. Good, that's a start. Now the next step is to openly admit that your school cheats to win (with support from the trustees). Let's hear you say it: "Toledo cheats to win". Go ahead, you can do it.

RIGHT---WE cheat to win what an ignorant ******....

toledophisher Wrote:RIGHT---WE cheat to win what an ignorant ******....

Well, almost. That was a good try. The phrase was "Toledo cheats to win", and this time try not to add any disparaging f-word epithets at the end. Anger management and tolerance of minorities will come later. Take a deep breath and try again...

ZippyRulz Wrote:

toledophisher Wrote:RIGHT---WE cheat to win what an ignorant ******....

Well, almost. That was a good try. The phrase was "Toledo cheats to win", and this time try not to add any disparaging f-word epithets at the end. Anger management and tolerance of minorities will come later. Take a deep breath and try again...

When you never win, I guess you have to find some excuse. :wave:

Oddball Wrote:

ZippyRulz Wrote:

toledophisher Wrote:RIGHT---WE cheat to win what an ignorant ******....

Well, almost. That was a good try. The phrase was "Toledo cheats to win", and this time try not to add any disparaging f-word epithets at the end. Anger management and tolerance of minorities will come later. Take a deep breath and try again...

When you never win, I guess you have to find some excuse. :wave:

When you're afraid of EMU, I guess you have to resort to cheating. :wave:

ZippyRulz Wrote:

Oddball Wrote:

ZippyRulz Wrote:

toledophisher Wrote:RIGHT---WE cheat to win what an ignorant ******....

Well, almost. That was a good try. The phrase was "Toledo cheats to win", and this time try not to add any disparaging f-word epithets at the end. Anger management and tolerance of minorities will come later. Take a deep breath and try again...

When you never win, I guess you have to find some excuse. :wave:

When you're afraid of EMU, I guess you have to resort to cheating. :wave:

When you're MAC Champs, pathetic Akron smack is funny as hell. :wave:

Oddball Wrote:

ZippyRulz Wrote:

Oddball Wrote:

ZippyRulz Wrote:

toledophisher Wrote:RIGHT---WE cheat to win what an ignorant ******....

Well, almost. That was a good try. The phrase was "Toledo cheats to win", and this time try not to add any disparaging f-word epithets at the end. Anger management and tolerance of minorities will come later. Take a deep breath and try again...

When you never win, I guess you have to find some excuse. :wave:

When you're afraid of EMU, I guess you have to resort to cheating. :wave:

When you're MAC Champs, pathetic Akron smack is funny as hell. :wave:

I have nothing to add here--just like to stack the waving smilies. :wave:

axeme Wrote:

Oddball Wrote:

ZippyRulz Wrote:

Oddball Wrote:

ZippyRulz Wrote:

toledophisher Wrote:RIGHT---WE cheat to win what an ignorant ******....

Well, almost. That was a good try. The phrase was "Toledo cheats to win", and this time try not to add any disparaging f-word epithets at the end. Anger management and tolerance of minorities will come later. Take a deep breath and try again...

When you never win, I guess you have to find some excuse. :wave:

When you're afraid of EMU, I guess you have to resort to cheating. :wave:

When you're MAC Champs, pathetic Akron smack is funny as hell. :wave:

I have nothing to add here--just like to stack the waving smilies. :wave:

When has having nothing to add stopped you before? :wave:

Oddball Wrote:

axeme Wrote:

Oddball Wrote:

ZippyRulz Wrote:

Oddball Wrote:

ZippyRulz Wrote:

toledophisher Wrote:RIGHT---WE cheat to win what an ignorant ******....

Well, almost. That was a good try. The phrase was "Toledo cheats to win", and this time try not to add any disparaging f-word epithets at the end. Anger management and tolerance of minorities will come later. Take a deep breath and try again...

When you never win, I guess you have to find some excuse. :wave:

When you're afraid of EMU, I guess you have to resort to cheating. :wave:

When you're MAC Champs, pathetic Akron smack is funny as hell. :wave:

I have nothing to add here--just like to stack the waving smilies. :wave:

When has having nothing to add stopped you before? :wave:

I'll think about that and get back to you. :wave:

axeme Wrote:

Oddball Wrote:

axeme Wrote:

Oddball Wrote:

ZippyRulz Wrote:

Oddball Wrote:

ZippyRulz Wrote:

toledophisher Wrote:RIGHT---WE cheat to win what an ignorant ******....

Well, almost. That was a good try. The phrase was "Toledo cheats to win", and this time try not to add any disparaging f-word epithets at the end. Anger management and tolerance of minorities will come later. Take a deep breath and try again...

When you never win, I guess you have to find some excuse. :wave:

When you're afraid of EMU, I guess you have to resort to cheating. :wave:

When you're MAC Champs, pathetic Akron smack is funny as hell. :wave:

I have nothing to add here--just like to stack the waving smilies. :wave:

When has having nothing to add stopped you before? :wave:

I'll think about that and get back to you. :wave:

Okay. Sounds like a plan. :wave:

The thread was silly to start with, but now... :wave:

Here is Toledo's all-time won-lost-tied record against MAC teams in football:

Akron: 7-7-0
Ball St: 15-14-1
BGSU: 29-36-4
Buffalo: 4-2-0
CMU: 17-13-3
EMU: 22-10-0
Kent: 22-10-0
Marshall: 22-18-1
Miami: 20-27-1
Ohio: 28-19-1
WMU: 35-24-0
UCF: 1-2

Gatoraman, you forgot the :wave:

Gatorama Wrote:Here is Toledo's all-time won-lost-tied record against MAC teams in football:

Akron: 7-7-0
Ball St: 15-14-1
BGSU: 29-36-4
Buffalo: 4-2-0
CMU: 17-13-3
EMU: 22-10-0
Kent: 22-10-0
Marshall: 22-18-1
Miami: 20-27-1
Ohio: 28-19-1
WMU: 35-24-0
UCF: 1-2

I particularly like the record against that 3rd team on the list. :ownd:

BGDrew Wrote:

Gatorama Wrote:Here is Toledo's all-time won-lost-tied record against MAC teams in football:

Akron: 7-7-0
Ball St: 15-14-1
BGSU: 29-36-4
Buffalo: 4-2-0
CMU: 17-13-3
EMU: 22-10-0
Kent: 22-10-0
Marshall: 22-18-1
Miami: 20-27-1
Ohio: 28-19-1
WMU: 35-24-0
UCF: 1-2

I particularly like the record against that 3rd team on the list. :ownd:

You beat me to it Drew. Oh well, that 2nd number will only get bigger as time goes on :wave:

The ninth one's not bad, either.

For comparison's sake, here are Miami's results against current MAC schools (and UC, since every day is a good day to hate the Bearcats):

Akron 11-4-1
Ball State 15-8-1
BGSU 38-18-5
Buffalo 7-0-0
UCF 2-1
CMU 11-8-1
Cincinnati 58-44-7
EMU 15-4-0
Kent State 42-10-0
Marshall 30-10-1
NIU 7-3-0
Ohio 50-29-2
Toledo 27-20-1
WMU 37-16-1

All-time totals: 633-349-44 (0.638)

And, just so Karl doesn't feel left out: :wave: