COOKIE79
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OH BABY, YET ANOTHER FORUM FOR MY OPINIONS, THANKS FOR HAVING US.
YOU GUYS ARE GOING TO LOVE ME.
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05-16-2005 01:30 PM |
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Dog Fan
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COOKIE79 Wrote:OH BABY, YET ANOTHER FORUM FOR MY OPINIONS, THANKS FOR HAVING US.
YOU GUYS ARE GOING TO LOVE ME.
We just love cookies at NIU. As to whether or not we'll love you, depends on whether you're male :saber: or female :tasha: .
Welcome aboard, Owl fans! Congrats on joining the MAC (at least for football). I think you'll like it here. We have many rabid fans and many fans acting like they have rabies. :grom: Enjoy!!
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05-17-2005 10:44 AM |
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COOKIE79
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i'm a 14 year old girl, you pervert
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05-17-2005 06:10 PM |
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rocketfootball
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COOKIE79 Wrote:i'm a 14 year old girl, you pervert
You'll have to excuse dog fan. He's use to doing everything doggie style! Of course he rathers you be male.
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05-17-2005 08:04 PM |
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COOKIE79
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I'M NOT REALLY A 14 YEAR OLD GIRL. I'M JUST YOUR AVERAGE 30 YEAR OLD MARRIED GUY WITH A HOUSE, TWO CARS AND TWO CATS. MY LIFE SUCKS. NEXT THING YOU KNOW I'LL HAVE KIDS, A DOG AND A MINI-VAN. I'LL BE IN THE BATHROOM PLAYING RUSSIAN ROULETTE IF YOU NEED ME.
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05-18-2005 01:39 AM |
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rocketfootball
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COOKIE79 Wrote:I'M NOT REALLY A 14 YEAR OLD GIRL. I'M JUST YOUR AVERAGE 30 YEAR OLD MARRIED GUY WITH A HOUSE, TWO CARS AND TWO CATS. MY LIFE SUCKS. NEXT THING YOU KNOW I'LL HAVE KIDS, A DOG AND A MINI-VAN. I'LL BE IN THE BATHROOM PLAYING RUSSIAN ROULETTE IF YOU NEED ME.
That dog you will get, make sure it isn't DogFan. :D
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05-18-2005 08:43 AM |
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Dog Fan
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COOKIE79 Wrote:I'M NOT REALLY A 14 YEAR OLD GIRL. I'M JUST YOUR AVERAGE 30 YEAR OLD MARRIED GUY WITH A HOUSE, TWO CARS AND TWO CATS. MY LIFE SUCKS. NEXT THING YOU KNOW I'LL HAVE KIDS, A DOG AND A MINI-VAN. I'LL BE IN THE BATHROOM PLAYING RUSSIAN ROULETTE IF YOU NEED ME.
Thanks for the image of the 14-year-old girl. And speaking of bathrooms, your imagery was put to good use.
If you've followed my posts on our board, I am a middle-aged, 5'02", 525 lb, transsexual, tansvestite who loves spandex, rhinestones, and a good beating sometimes. One of my greatest admirers is Rocketfootball, who is so infatuated with me that he ordered 2 pairs of my autographed, gently (?) used leather thongs. I have no idea what he wants them for but, hey, God bless him, and I need the business.
As to the dog, when you get one, make sure it's a huskie. You won't be sorry...except, perhaps, for when he bites you in the rear on game day when you play us.
Welcome to our crazy world!
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05-18-2005 04:45 PM |
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Ear of Corn
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Dog Fan Wrote:5'02", 525 lb
DF....Good to see you lost some weight....we were about to have an intervention on our board cuz you had us all worried pushing the 700 lbs mark. :hungry: :spam: :john:
Welcome TU fans.
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