A Bama alum, a Tennesse alum and an Arkansas alum have been captured by Iraqi forces and are about to be executed by firing squad.

First, the Arkansas alum is blindfolded and placed in front of the firing squad. The Iraqi officer said, "Ready, aim...."

The Arkansas alum yells "Sandstorm!" and all the Iraqis hit the dirt and the UA alum runs away.

The Alabama guy was placed in front of the firing squad. The officer said "Ready, aim....."

The Alabama man shouted "Tornado!!!!" All the Iraqis again hit the dirt while the Tider escaped.

The Tennessee guy thought this was great. When he was blindfolded, again the officer shouted "Ready, aim...."

The Vol shouted "FIRE!"

I LOVE this one. Amen to the Bama guy.

A farmer in Alabama was driving across a bridge in his pickup truck when he noticed a man standing on the rail of the bridge ready to jump to his death in the river below.

The man stopped his truck, ran up to the man, and said, "Hey fellow, why are you doing this?" The man replied, "Well, I have nothing to live for."

The Alabama man replied, "Well, think of your wife and children!" The jumper replied, "I have no wife or children."

The Alabama man then said, "Well, then think of your mother and father!" The man replied, "Mom and Dad passed on many years back."

The Alabama man then said, "Well, think of General Robert E. Lee!" The would-be jumper replied, "Who?" With that the Alabama man said, "Jump you stupid yankee, jump!"