YOU ALL for the recent OVERFLOW of applications into the Reality Club (ole miss has the Rebel Club so it's only fitting)...

All applications have been accepted!!!

Please send your yearly dues ($12) to:

Mr.Reality
Reality Club aka Rebel Club
PO Box 4:20
Ridgeland, MS 39158


Thank you and Happy Holidays!!!

Mr. Reality

Nick Turner, yes the running back at MS-State, is going to pay my dues for the next 8 1/4 years. Please look for a cash payment Pea.

Please send my receipt to: M Still
69 Cutt Sux Lane
New Albany, MS



<!--EDIT|REBstill|Oct 28 2002, 05:55 PM-->

Thank you sir...

I'll be sure to slip that to a player after the game for "being so great"....

You may consult me on my choice of "Player of the Game", if you wish. McClendon get's it "hands down" or is that hands-off, in his case?

That is if we are going to be retroactive and cover the Arkansas game.



<!--EDIT|REBstill|Oct 28 2002, 06:02 PM-->

Funny you say that cause Goldie is who gets it!!!

Maybe he can get some more of his "grill" capped.

WR

He and Nick Turner can go have a night out on the town.

Well, Mr. Reality, you are the one inside the loop, it appears. All the prophesies have come to pass exactly as you predicted.

Goldie is a bust.

Cutt sucks.

Eli has been affected (suck ass being contagious).

We are all standing on the landing of your skybox, demanding admission to the Realty Club, hats in hand.

You TOLD US SO, didn't you?

Thanks again for your sober view of the world. Could you please use your power to fire Dave's ass?

Sincerely,
Andy Taylor
Ex-Director of Fantasy Island
:bang: :bang: :bang:

Yes, Moses............I mean Thurston. We know that you can feed 40 with a single piece of tenderloin, you can part the Rebel faithful with a single click of your mouse, you can appear at Hooter's without being seen, but can you deliver us from Cutcliffe?

Let my Rebels go! Let my Rebels go!

REBstill Wrote:Yes, Moses............I mean Thurston. We know that you can feed 40 with a single piece of tenderloin, you can part the Rebel faithful with a single click of your mouse, you can appear at Hooter's without being seen, but can you deliver us from Cutcliffe?

Let my Rebels go! Let my Rebels go!

Yes, Princess, let them go! Or go go! Whatever works, just help them WIN, dammit! :bang:

LMAO @ princess :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :girl:

Yup, that was a good nickname, Marine. The credit's all yours on that one! LOL

BTW, got _Full Metal Jacket_ on DVD the other day. More great quotes forthcoming.

I wanted to meet interesting and stimulating people of an ancient culture, and kill them. I wanted to be the first kid on my block to get a confirmed kill.
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Sgt. Hartman:
[I]'m gonna give you three seconds--exactly three fu**ing seconds--to wipe that stupid lookin' grin off your face, or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull fu** you!
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"Joker":
The Marine Corps does not want robots. The Marine Corps wants killers. The Marine Corp wants to build indestructible men--men without fear.
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Sgt. Hartman:
If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training, you will be a weapon, you will be a minister of death, praying for war.
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Sgt. Hartman:
You had best unfu** yourself or I will unscrew your head and sh** down your neck.
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Sgt. Hartman:
God has a hard on for marines, because we kill everything we see.
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Colonel:
You better get your head and your ass wired together, or I will take a giant sh** on you.
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"8-ball":
[Y]ou might not believe it, but under fire Animal Mother is one of the finest human beings in the world. All he needs is somebody to throw hand-grenades at him the rest of his life.
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"Animal Mother":
You think we waste Gooks for "freedom"? This is a slaughter. If I'm gonna get my balls blown off for a word, my word is poontang.
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Sgt. Hartman:
How tall are you, private?
"Cowboy":
Sir, five foot, nine, sir!
Sgt. Hartman:
Five foot, nine, I didn't know they stacked sh** that high.
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Sgt. Hartman:
Were you born worthless, or did you have to work at it?
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Sgt. Hartman:
Did your parents have any children that lived?!
"Gomer Pyle":
Sir, yes, sir!
Sgt. Hartman:
I'll bet they regret that.
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Sgt. Hartman:
You will not like me, but the more you hate me, the more you will learn.
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Colonel:
[A]ll I've ever asked of my Marines is for them to obey my orders as they would the word of God.
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"Crazy Earl":
These are great day we're living, bros. We're Jolly Green Giants, walking the Earth . . . with guns!
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"Joker":
[A] day without blood, is like a day without sunshine.
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"Joker":
The dead know only one thing: it is better to be alive.
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Sgt. Hartman:
You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece.
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Sgt. Hartman:
I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you, you can come over to my house and fu** my sister.
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Sgt. Hartman:
Are you a Peter-puffer?
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Sgt. Hartman and
repeating cadets:
I don't know, but I've been told.
Eskimo ***** is mighty cold!
Mmm, good!
Feels good!
Is good!
Real good!
Tastes good!
Mighty good!
Good for you!
Good for me!
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Sgt. Hartman and
repeating cadets:
I love working for Uncle Sam!
Lets me know just who I am!
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Sgt. Hartman and
repeating cadets:
I don't want no teenage queen.
I just want my M-14.
If I die in the combat zone.
Box me up and ship me home.
Pin my medals upon my chest.
Tell my mom I've done my best.
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Sgt. Hartman:
I bet you're the kind of guy that would fu** a person in the ass, and not even have the god damned common courtesy to give him a reach around.
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"Cowboy":
Been gettin' any?
"Joker":
Only your sister.
"Cowboy":
Well, better my sister than my mamma, but my mamma's not bad.

we actually had a cadence like that..."mamma mamma can't you see, what this corps has done for me. put me in a barbers chair, snip snap and i had no hair. and if i die in a combat zone, box me up, and ship me home. put me in a set of dress blues, comb my hair and shine my shoes. pin my medals upon my chest, and tell my momma i did my best. momma momma don't you cry, Marine Corps motto is "Do or Die"!

ahh, gone are the days. where did they go :crying: :D

btw, that goes down as one of my all time favorite movies. you should also see Black Hawk Down if you have not done so!

Funny thing is, it's one of my favorite movies too and I'm a bleeding heart liberal! LOL Go figure!

I think I just like all the blatant abuse. Reminds me a lot of my step-father (ex-alcoholic cop).

Ahh, gone are the days. Thank GAWD!

OOHRAH JBR, and I won't hold the liberal thing against you...well, maybe :D we'd just better not talk politics

Hey, that's the great thing about the land of the free and the home of the brave, bubba. We can agree to disagree!

At least we can agree on FMJacket and the Ole Miss Rebels, by damn! Good enough for me! :D

Generally, I'm a conservative concervative but not in all things/debates. Just depends on the subject at hand. (Man I sound wishy-washy!)

I love Ole Miss, women, the Marines, God and Country, iced-tea, my family, b-b-q, oldies and country music, puppies, deer hunting, catfish and most any dessert. I think women have the right to vote and blacks, whites, American Indians, Japs, Chinese, Russians, Germans, Swiss and any other ethnic group should be able to eat wherever they please, as long as they can pay the bill. Check that, No camel jockeys/towel heads at this time. Just too soon for me - heck I just bought my first Japanese appliance last month! :D

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