Hey, back in the day when I played touch football at WSU,I was a mean defensive back. You didn't want to catch a pass in front of me. Hit a receiver in between the shoulder blades hard enough just as he's grabbing a pass and his arms flail out and he drops the pass.

Now THAT'S some WSU football. None of this flag stuff. We actually touched the guy we were trying to stop.

I was at WSU when we still had football. My best football memory at WSU was when I helped coach a girl's dorm team in a challenge to another dorm. We taught blocking assignments and passing routes. We had the ladies who could execute what we were teaching. The other team scouted our practices and forfeited.

That's another example of the great football tradition at WSU.