The Swansea City Fire sale has begun! Three players are all gone. We're playing a game of Monopoly with Newcastle for a 4th. Newcastle keeps trying to buy Indiana Avenue and we're insisting they buy Park Avenue instead.

Jordan Ayew is finally gone. Loaned to Crystal Palace because no one would pay a dime for him. We sold one of our starting midfielders to Stoke for like half of what he's worth for some reason, leaving us with three healthy midfeilders. Our only Center Back Cover is headed to La Liga, leaving us with two Senior Center Back's on the entire roster, one of which is hotly rumored to be he heading to Newcastle before the day is done.

It's sort of like we're running a going out of business sale here. For those keeping score. We have a Senior Roster currently of 1 striker, four wingers, three midfielders, 2 center backs, 2 right backs, and a left back. Buy them now before they are gone!