An elderly man was in a coffee shop with his daughter when a group of young people came in and sat down at the ajoining table.
One of the girls had spiked hair with multiple colors. She noticed the elderly man starring and said "Whats the matter pops, weren't you young once" ? He replied "sorry for starring, but I got drunk once and had a wild night with a parrot. Looking at you, I wondered if you could somehow be my daughter".