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Rolleyes Beckman needs a grammar lesson and a new script
One thing becomes painfully obvious if you follow Beckman on twitter. The only punctuation he is aware exists are exclamation points!!

He needs a new script also. Substitute rocket for illini in his tweets and it's déjà vu all over again!
01-25-2012 06:20 AM
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RE: Beckman needs a grammar lesson and a new script
(01-25-2012 06:20 AM)Rocketdamus Wrote:  One thing becomes painfully obvious if you follow Beckman on twitter. The only punctuation he is aware exists are exclamation points!!

He needs a new script also. Substitute rocket for illini in his tweets and it's déjà vu all over again!

When I left my last job to take my job in Toledo I pretty much wrote in the same style! used the same boiler plate language in reports! the same nomenclature to describe activities! etc! I just substituted Lucas County for Allen County in my paperwork! Can!t imagine why coaches wouldn!t be expected to do the same! The exclamation point thing is a little annoying! I!d never do that! but can understand sticking with what works!
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01-25-2012 06:44 AM
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Beckman needs a grammar lesson and a new script
No question.
01-25-2012 07:40 AM
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RE: Beckman needs a grammar lesson and a new script
In 5-10 years, nobody will know how to spell or write properly, period.
01-25-2012 01:19 PM
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RE: Beckman needs a grammar lesson and a new script
(01-25-2012 01:19 PM)Buzz Fledderjohn Wrote:  In 5-10 years, nobody will know how to spell or write properly, period.

Haha english u jst got pwnd!

But seriously...

Let's eat, Grandma!
or
Let's eat Grandma!

Grammar is important, folks.

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01-25-2012 02:26 PM
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RE: Beckman needs a grammar lesson and a new script
(01-25-2012 02:26 PM)Carolina Rocket Wrote:  
(01-25-2012 01:19 PM)Buzz Fledderjohn Wrote:  In 5-10 years, nobody will know how to spell or write properly, period.

Haha english u jst got pwnd!

But seriously...

Let's eat, Grandma!
or
Let's eat Grandma!

Grammar is important, folks.

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When my daughter was very young I asked her if she wanted to eat spaghetti- No. Soup? No. Do you want to eat peanut butter? No. Turning to the dog I asked "Do you want to eat, Bear?" To which my daughter responded, somewhat heatedly, "No! Bear is our friend!"
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RE: Beckman needs a grammar lesson and a new script
(01-25-2012 06:20 AM)Rocketdamus Wrote:  One thing becomes painfully obvious if you follow Beckman on twitter. The only punctuation he is aware exists are exclamation points!!

He needs a new script also. Substitute rocket for illini in his tweets and it's déjà vu all over again!

We saw the same old B.S. script when our former coach, aka the Goober Gopher, aka HWSNBN (He Who Shall Not Be Named), made his escape to Minnesota. Same old tired cliches, same story about his wife, same reference to how hard it was to leave his former school, etc., etc.

Here's a hilarious take on his first press conference at Minnesota:



01-25-2012 04:29 PM
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That was good. hahaha
01-26-2012 08:15 PM
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(01-25-2012 04:29 PM)huskiebob Wrote:  Here's a hilarious take on his first press conference at Minnesota:




I'm sure you all realize by now that it was FOUR words into the speech when he first used "tremendous".
01-26-2012 08:20 PM
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