Q: Why should the UTEP Miners change its name to the "Opossums"?

A: Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.

What's the difference between George O'Leary's Notre Dame résumé and a golf ball in a divot?
Nothing, they're both bad lies

It's still funny.

$10 says there's a USM fan on here who has the picture of Brett Favre's junk. Heck, one of them probably happily took it

So is UAB still rivals with Jacksonville State???

Why don’t Marshall fans use 911 in an emergency?

Because they can’t find “eleven” on the phone dial.

(07-03-2011 09:43 AM)Beagleagle23 Wrote:  

That's the visitor's side. Thought that would be kind of obvious with the UAB cheerleaders facing the camera and all. It's alright though, I don't want you Southern Miss fans to have to think too hard; the result would probably be similar to this :microwave:

(07-03-2011 11:12 AM)Beagleagle23 Wrote:  Why don’t Marshall fans use 911 in an emergency?

Because they can’t find “eleven” on the phone dial.

Well that..... and they don't have phones yet.

(07-03-2011 09:43 AM)Beagleagle23 Wrote:  

Know who's not laughing?

Austin Davis.