Can we join in too?
Who let these jerks in? Don't I have enough morons hitting on me already?
(turns are glares at Scarlet Knight
One more word out of you, and I'm going to ram this musket up your armor in the place that will do the most good for you and me both...
(looks stunned... sh!ts in pants again
I can see Memphis' point. But I can see UCF's point too. Even ECU makes a good case. Perhaps we should let 'em sit in and discuss this with us.
If one of these morons hits on me, I'm going to shoot somebody.
The Big East needs Memphis. After all, we bring the entire State of Tennessee, as well as the Liberty Bowl. We've also got a long history of being really good in basketball. It doesn't get any better than that.
Didn't your coach - and all your talented players - leave town just before the NCAA investigative team hit town?
Hey, it's not our fault. That guy (what's his name? Oh yea!
) Calipari screwed us royally and then skipped out on us, leaving us holding his bag. It's all Kentucky's fault. They set us up so they could steal our coach easier. But with the Memphis market, we're still the best option for expansion.
Heck no. It doesn't bring more exposure in Florida. We've got Mickey Mouse, stupid. What do you guys have? A flood plain in the spring.
We've got all the exposure in Florida we need. Now get me off this shield, so I can gore that stupid knight.
You can never get enough exposure in Florida. Mickey likes it here in Orlando, and you guys will too. Trust me. Seriously.
Shut up. We don't need you. We've got Florida covered now that Miami is gone. Now can anyone get me off this shield, or do I have to listen to this sh!t all day?
Hey, you guys go on without us. I'm talking with Joe Paterno. He's going to get us into the Big Ten!!!
Thank God! The number of morons hitting on me is reduced by one.
Memphis brings the Liberty Bowl.
Don't you think it's time to invite ECU? You need at least one more member to ease your scheduling problems, and we'd give y'all a big TV market in the heart of ACC country. My buddy the Mountaineer assured me we'd be in. After all, we do play WVU a lot.
How the hell did I get dragged into this crap? Does every blind date I take have to end up in some kind of scandal? Is it some kind of law? Or is it a punishment for socializing with Pirates?
No self-respecting Pirate would ever punish you. Unless your tastes run that way, that is.