First, you're lucky to find one that understands English. But if you do, you're not out of the woods yet. You only have about a 50% chance of these dolts getting your order right.

Tonight I went to Carl's Jr. (like McDonalds). I only ordered two burgers and two fries. Well ... they got one burger and one fries correct. On this trip, they batted .500. And it's not like the place was crowded; I was the only one in the restaurant.

So when I see them in the street demanding $15/hour (roughly $30K per year), I just laugh. They're lucky to be getting $7 or $8 per hour. The marketplace does not support paying them $30K per year. If they insist on that salary, they'll no doubt be replaced with machines.