hi. the name's kristofer. i was born 50 or so miles south of the canadian border in minot, north dakota. we moved to cincinnati when i was four. at the time, i thought cincinnati was a fictional city and merely a tv show.

the woman and i recently celebrated our one year anniversary. this time last year, we were wrapping up our honeymoon,leaving istanbul and then stopping in on a friend in paris.

i'm writing a novel as nomad is. it can be described as don quixote goes on the road. i've composed numerous country westerns and various humorous poetry as can be found on my blog. if i could only have the patience to learn guitar

outside of enjoying recreational drugs full time, i enjoy reading. fyodor dostoevsky, oscar wilde, flannery o'conner, and hermann hesse are some of my favorite writers. i listen to indie rock, but have discovered the joy of black sabbath and iron maiden. i also collect cats and license plates. i don't care much for politics these days but my favorite mushroom trip was on my buddies' property in southeastern indiana. i made love to my then girlfriend and now wife in a tepee and then ate the mushrooms. we walked across a railroad bridge which span across a mile long gorge. the fireflies pulsed in the trees. i don't know if i can vote anymore