PittsburghBucs
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Pens 3 Wings 2
Just when you thought it was business as usual- just when you thought the Pens AGAIN couldn't get any shots on goal- just when you were waiting for the Wings to score the first goal and effectively end the hockey season . . .
HERE COMES SID THE KID!
This is a TRUE superstar. When the Winter Classic was shown to the biggest audience in years- who scores the game-winner on the shootout for the entire nation to see?
Sidney Crosby.
Who's the fresh faced kid that lives with Mario Lemeiux and does all the interviews and with a smile?
Sidney Crosby!
Who's the most likeable athlete in sports today?
SIDNEY CROSBY.
WHO'S CLUTCH? WHO'S MONEY? WHO'S THE GUY THAT SCORES TWO GOALS WHEN THEY NEED HIM AND WINS THE GAME FOR THE GOOD GUYS??????
SIDNEY CROSBY!!!!!!!!!!!
PENS ARE BACK! Saturday night it gets tied up and then, oh yeah, here it comes!
Admit it. Yinz Luv 'Da Guins!
And, just for you Buc22, a bit of Philly hip hop to make you feel at home as the Pens rise up- just as they did against Boston in '91- and win the Cup!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSmklOPapyQ
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05-28-2008 10:13 PM |
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ETSUfan1
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RE: Pens 3 Wings 2
God, you're worse than Bill Meade talking about the Celtics all day. ITS THE TRI-CITIES! No one here cares about teams 700 miles away.
(This post was last modified: 05-28-2008 10:53 PM by ETSUfan1.)
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05-28-2008 10:52 PM |
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PittsburghBucs
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RE: Pens 3 Wings 2
Geography lesson- Pittsburgh is 400 miles away.
And only 375 from you.
That might be the only saving grace of the area. "We're BETTER than Knoxville!" We're closer to Pittsburgh! You can leave here at 5 a.m. and be there to have a fish sandwich for lunch with Iron City!
The very sad thing is that more people in the Tri-Cities probably care about the Stanley Cup than they do ETSU.
So, I'm giving the public what they want.
THE PITTSBURGH PENGUINS- AMERICA'S TEAM!
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05-28-2008 11:15 PM |
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PittsburghBucs
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RE: Pens 3 Wings 2
Actually, scratch that- there was something bigger going on there in the building last night.
I can see it now-
June 4, 2008- Penguins win Stanley Cup 4-2 against worthy opponent.
December, 2008- Sidney Crosby named Sports Illustrated "Sportsman of the Year" for leading a hockey resurgence.
2009- Penguins new arena opens. Taj Mahal forever after referred to as "That Rinky-Dink Structure."
2013- Mark Madden named President Hillary Clinton's Press Secretary. Press hordes distracted from asking tough questions by having Chelsea publicly pole dance before Q & A sessions.
June, 2016- Pens win their 9th straight Cup. Canadian citizens vote to end their country and instead ask to be annexed into Pittsburgh.
Nov., 2016- Mark Madden handles Jeb Bush Presidential campaign. Bush wins in landslide promising "Jenna-Barbara pole dancing- LIVE- before every Congressional Vote televised on C-SPAN."
2018- American currency changed. Ron Francis replaces Alexander Hamilton on $10.
2021- Pens win 14th straight cup. Annexing complete with world peace established due to "Penguin Unity," planet changes name from "Earth" to "Pittsburgh."
2022- "Gary Glitter Part 2" replaces "Star Spangled Banner" as World Anthem.
2100- Doctors reveal secret behind 134-year-old Mario Lemieux's longevity. He is, in fact, God.
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05-28-2008 11:40 PM |
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