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- 10MAN - 03-01-2003 09:36 PM

Ex-President Clinton Tapped for Jury Duty
Sat Mar 1, 3:06 PM ET

NEW YORK - Former President Bill Clinton has been tapped for jury duty.
A questionnaire designed to help defense lawyers and prosecutors select a jury for a federal attempted murder case indicated that Prospective Juror No. 142 was actually William Jefferson Clinton.


Although Clinton's name was never revealed at a hearing in federal court in Manhattan on Friday, his answers, read aloud in the courtroom, provided the giveaway.


Under previous jobs held, the respondent answered President of the United States. He also wrote that he thought he could be fair and impartial, despite his "unusual experience with the O.I.C.," or Office of Independent Counsel.


David E. Kendall, Clinton's lawyer, said that Clinton is ready and willing to serve. "The former president is subject to jury duty, he's done his part, and if selected he would serve," Kendall told The New York Times in Saturday editions.


Federal prosecutors and the attorney for the defendant, Dushon Foster, disagreed about whether Prospective Juror No. 142 should be selected for the case. Foster is charged with attempted murder in an alleged gang shooting and could face life in prison, if convicted.


"Any particular question in Questionnaire 142 that you want to direct me to?" Judge Naomi Reice Buchwald asked the prosecutors, the Times reported.


"All of them, judge," a prosecutor, Daniel M. Gitner, said.


"I suspect there has never been anyone who answered yes to so many questions and survived the voir dire process," said Buchwald, referring to the next step in the jury selection process


- moreb - 03-02-2003 12:55 AM

SELECTING MR. CLINTON FOR ANY JURY WOULD MAKE A MOCKERY OF
THE JUDICIAL SYSTEM IN THE USA. IT WOULD MAKE THE TRIAL OF OJ SIMPSON SEEM LIKE A SUNDAY SCHOOL PARTY. IT WOULD GIVE NEW
MEANING TO THE SAYING,"JUSTICE IS BLIND."
:snore: :snore: :snore:


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- WizardRebel - 03-02-2003 01:14 AM

"I did not have sexual relations, with that woman, the jury foreman....."

Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week. 03-wink

WR


- georgew - 03-03-2003 04:41 PM

your honor, does groping count? kinda funny, would he being dis-barred not disqualify him as a juror?

As Hillary would say :stupid:


- REBstill - 03-04-2003 10:59 AM

If he get the guy off, they could enjoy a "victory" cigar together. :eek: :eek:


- 10MAN - 03-04-2003 11:20 AM

REBstill Wrote:If he get the guy off, they could enjoy a "victory" cigar together. :eek: :eek:
03-lol 03-lol 03-lol 03-lol

I just hope that guy doesn't wear dresses....... :eek:


- REBstill - 03-04-2003 01:35 PM

Some of Hillary's influence may have changed ole Willie - he might not mind. :eek: 03-puke 05-nono