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..I hear we picked up another great commit...lots of teams wanted him... - Nugget's Ghost - 08-11-2017 12:12 PM
nm.
RE: ..I hear we picked up another great commit...lots of teams wanted him... - BeagleUSM - 08-11-2017 12:50 PM
I see what you're doing, nug.
RE: ..I hear we picked up another great commit...lots of teams wanted him... - Ace Barker - 08-11-2017 12:55 PM
Brian Bosworth Jr.?
Ace...
RE: ..I hear we picked up another great commit...lots of teams wanted him... - Nugget's Ghost - 08-11-2017 01:27 PM
(08-11-2017 12:50 PM)BeagleUSM Wrote: I see what you're doing, nug.
..that's because you're smart beag.
RE: ..I hear we picked up another great commit...lots of teams wanted him... - eaglebeaver - 08-11-2017 04:23 PM
I know 'xactly what pulls his strings...it's like stealing candy from a monkey in a monkey tree!
RE: ..I hear we picked up another great commit...lots of teams wanted him... - Nugget's Ghost - 08-11-2017 05:11 PM
(08-11-2017 04:23 PM)eaglebeaver Wrote: I know 'xactly what pulls his strings...it's like stealing candy from a monkey in a monkey tree!
...you couldn't steal a Kumquat from a sloth.
RE: ..I hear we picked up another great commit...lots of teams wanted him... - eaglebeaver - 08-11-2017 05:25 PM
(08-11-2017 05:11 PM)Nuggets Ghost Wrote:(08-11-2017 04:23 PM)eaglebeaver Wrote: I know 'xactly what pulls his strings...it's like stealing candy from a monkey in a monkey tree!
...you couldn't steal a Kumquat from a sloth.
Can too...can not...can too, can not...JEEEEEEZ!
RE: ..I hear we picked up another great commit...lots of teams wanted him... - AndreWhere - 08-11-2017 05:36 PM
(08-11-2017 12:55 PM)Ace Barker Wrote: Brian Bosworth Jr.?
Ace...
Not likely, I'm afraid. Brian Bosworth's 'roid-addled pecker is smaller than our basketball budget and weaker than a Tommy Waters deep out.
RE: ..I hear we picked up another great commit...lots of teams wanted him... - eaglebeaver - 08-11-2017 06:49 PM
(08-11-2017 05:36 PM)AndreWhere Wrote:(08-11-2017 12:55 PM)Ace Barker Wrote: Brian Bosworth Jr.?
Ace...
Not likely, I'm afraid. Brian Bosworth's 'roid-addled pecker is smaller than our basketball budget and weaker than a Tommy Waters deep out.
One game (or 2 or 3 or 4) I'd had too many adult beverages and I was gettin' on poor ol' Tommy Watters REAL bad ("He's the worst college footbaw QB I've ever seen").....and one of his few admirers sittin' near me asked me sarcastically if I could actually say something positive about the lad...I turned to her and said "OK...I'm POSITIVE he's the worst college footbaw QB I've ever seen!"
Actually got a few laughs for once!
RE: ..I hear we picked up another great commit...lots of teams wanted him... - AndreWhere - 08-11-2017 06:54 PM
(08-11-2017 06:49 PM)eaglebeaver Wrote:(08-11-2017 05:36 PM)AndreWhere Wrote:(08-11-2017 12:55 PM)Ace Barker Wrote: Brian Bosworth Jr.?
Ace...
Not likely, I'm afraid. Brian Bosworth's 'roid-addled pecker is smaller than our basketball budget and weaker than a Tommy Waters deep out.
One game (or 2 or 3 or 4) I'd had too many adult beverages and I was gettin' on poor ol' Tommy Watters REAL bad ("He's the worst college footbaw QB I've ever seen").....and one of his few admirers sittin' near me asked me sarcastically if I could actually say something positive about the lad...I turned to her and said "OK...I'm POSITIVE he's the worst college footbaw QB I've ever seen!"
Actually got a few laughs for once!
He was the "Round Mound of Fourth Down" LOL. Somebody once told me a story... he was pissing into a urinal next to Tommy at a frat house after that last ECU game, and he told him, "you tried hard, Tommy... but not hard enough" and Tommy replied with "yeah, I know."
RE: ..I hear we picked up another great commit...lots of teams wanted him... - Nugget's Ghost - 08-11-2017 06:55 PM
(08-11-2017 06:49 PM)eaglebeaver Wrote:(08-11-2017 05:36 PM)AndreWhere Wrote:(08-11-2017 12:55 PM)Ace Barker Wrote: Brian Bosworth Jr.?
Ace...
Not likely, I'm afraid. Brian Bosworth's 'roid-addled pecker is smaller than our basketball budget and weaker than a Tommy Waters deep out.
One game (or 2 or 3 or 4) I'd had too many adult beverages and I was gettin' on poor ol' Tommy Watters REAL bad ("He's the worst college footbaw QB I've ever seen").....and one of his few admirers sittin' near me asked me sarcastically if I could actually say something positive about the lad...I turned to her and said "OK...I'm POSITIVE he's the worst college footbaw QB I've ever seen!"
Actually got a few laughs for once!
... I've heard that exact same story now from about 5 different people...funny how people will take a story and make it their own.
RE: ..I hear we picked up another great commit...lots of teams wanted him... - AndreWhere - 08-11-2017 06:57 PM
(08-11-2017 06:55 PM)Nuggets Ghost Wrote:(08-11-2017 06:49 PM)eaglebeaver Wrote:(08-11-2017 05:36 PM)AndreWhere Wrote:(08-11-2017 12:55 PM)Ace Barker Wrote: Brian Bosworth Jr.?
Ace...
Not likely, I'm afraid. Brian Bosworth's 'roid-addled pecker is smaller than our basketball budget and weaker than a Tommy Waters deep out.
One game (or 2 or 3 or 4) I'd had too many adult beverages and I was gettin' on poor ol' Tommy Watters REAL bad ("He's the worst college footbaw QB I've ever seen").....and one of his few admirers sittin' near me asked me sarcastically if I could actually say something positive about the lad...I turned to her and said "OK...I'm POSITIVE he's the worst college footbaw QB I've ever seen!"
Actually got a few laughs for once!
... I've heard that exact same story now from about 5 different people...funny how people will take a story and make it their own.
Story I posted is the same way LOL. Feel like I lived it but I'm sure I only experienced it secondhand (or third-hand, if that's a thing). Call it the Tommy Waters Effect.
RE: ..I hear we picked up another great commit...lots of teams wanted him... - eaglebeaver - 08-11-2017 06:58 PM
(08-11-2017 06:54 PM)AndreWhere Wrote:(08-11-2017 06:49 PM)eaglebeaver Wrote:(08-11-2017 05:36 PM)AndreWhere Wrote:(08-11-2017 12:55 PM)Ace Barker Wrote: Brian Bosworth Jr.?
Ace...
Not likely, I'm afraid. Brian Bosworth's 'roid-addled pecker is smaller than our basketball budget and weaker than a Tommy Waters deep out.
One game (or 2 or 3 or 4) I'd had too many adult beverages and I was gettin' on poor ol' Tommy Watters REAL bad ("He's the worst college footbaw QB I've ever seen").....and one of his few admirers sittin' near me asked me sarcastically if I could actually say something positive about the lad...I turned to her and said "OK...I'm POSITIVE he's the worst college footbaw QB I've ever seen!"
Actually got a few laughs for once!
He was the "Round Mound of Fourth Down" LOL. Somebody once told me a story... he was pissing into a urinal next to Tommy at a frat house after that last ECU game, and he told him, "you tried hard, Tommy... but not hard enough" and Tommy replied with "yeah, I know."
we won some big games with him somehow....and we had a good Steve Superior Florida Gators team on the ropes and screwd the pooch.
RE: ..I hear we picked up another great commit...lots of teams wanted him... - eaglebeaver - 08-11-2017 06:59 PM
(08-11-2017 06:55 PM)Nuggets Ghost Wrote:(08-11-2017 06:49 PM)eaglebeaver Wrote:(08-11-2017 05:36 PM)AndreWhere Wrote:(08-11-2017 12:55 PM)Ace Barker Wrote: Brian Bosworth Jr.?
Ace...
Not likely, I'm afraid. Brian Bosworth's 'roid-addled pecker is smaller than our basketball budget and weaker than a Tommy Waters deep out.
One game (or 2 or 3 or 4) I'd had too many adult beverages and I was gettin' on poor ol' Tommy Watters REAL bad ("He's the worst college footbaw QB I've ever seen").....and one of his few admirers sittin' near me asked me sarcastically if I could actually say something positive about the lad...I turned to her and said "OK...I'm POSITIVE he's the worst college footbaw QB I've ever seen!"
Actually got a few laughs for once!
... I've heard that exact same story now from about 5 different people...funny how people will take a story and make it their own.
and funny how some stalkin' monkey spankers don't know what the shite they are talkin' about!
RE: ..I hear we picked up another great commit...lots of teams wanted him... - eaglebeaver - 08-11-2017 07:01 PM
(08-11-2017 06:57 PM)AndreWhere Wrote:(08-11-2017 06:55 PM)Nuggets Ghost Wrote:(08-11-2017 06:49 PM)eaglebeaver Wrote:(08-11-2017 05:36 PM)AndreWhere Wrote:(08-11-2017 12:55 PM)Ace Barker Wrote: Brian Bosworth Jr.?
Ace...
Not likely, I'm afraid. Brian Bosworth's 'roid-addled pecker is smaller than our basketball budget and weaker than a Tommy Waters deep out.
One game (or 2 or 3 or 4) I'd had too many adult beverages and I was gettin' on poor ol' Tommy Watters REAL bad ("He's the worst college footbaw QB I've ever seen").....and one of his few admirers sittin' near me asked me sarcastically if I could actually say something positive about the lad...I turned to her and said "OK...I'm POSITIVE he's the worst college footbaw QB I've ever seen!"
Actually got a few laughs for once!
... I've heard that exact same story now from about 5 different people...funny how people will take a story and make it their own.
Story I posted is the same way LOL. Feel like I lived it but I'm sure I only experienced it secondhand (or third-hand, if that's a thing). Call it the Tommy Waters Effect.
I musta been the originator of the "incident" then, 'cause I said it....just because nuggy loves a liar like Drumpf doesn't mean everyone IS!
RE: ..I hear we picked up another great commit...lots of teams wanted him... - Nugget's Ghost - 08-11-2017 07:05 PM
(08-11-2017 07:01 PM)eaglebeaver Wrote:(08-11-2017 06:57 PM)AndreWhere Wrote:(08-11-2017 06:55 PM)Nuggets Ghost Wrote:(08-11-2017 06:49 PM)eaglebeaver Wrote:(08-11-2017 05:36 PM)AndreWhere Wrote: Not likely, I'm afraid. Brian Bosworth's 'roid-addled pecker is smaller than our basketball budget and weaker than a Tommy Waters deep out.
One game (or 2 or 3 or 4) I'd had too many adult beverages and I was gettin' on poor ol' Tommy Watters REAL bad ("He's the worst college footbaw QB I've ever seen").....and one of his few admirers sittin' near me asked me sarcastically if I could actually say something positive about the lad...I turned to her and said "OK...I'm POSITIVE he's the worst college footbaw QB I've ever seen!"
Actually got a few laughs for once!
... I've heard that exact same story now from about 5 different people...funny how people will take a story and make it their own.
Story I posted is the same way LOL. Feel like I lived it but I'm sure I only experienced it secondhand (or third-hand, if that's a thing). Call it the Tommy Waters Effect.
I musta been the originator of the "incident" then, 'cause I said it....just because nuggy loves a liar like Drumpf doesn't mean everyone IS!
...nah, you only think it's real to you...I've heard that from so many people..it's just a stupid funny story that everyone takes as their own.
RE: ..I hear we picked up another great commit...lots of teams wanted him... - AndreWhere - 08-11-2017 07:18 PM
(08-11-2017 07:05 PM)Nuggets Ghost Wrote:(08-11-2017 07:01 PM)eaglebeaver Wrote:(08-11-2017 06:57 PM)AndreWhere Wrote:(08-11-2017 06:55 PM)Nuggets Ghost Wrote:(08-11-2017 06:49 PM)eaglebeaver Wrote: One game (or 2 or 3 or 4) I'd had too many adult beverages and I was gettin' on poor ol' Tommy Watters REAL bad ("He's the worst college footbaw QB I've ever seen").....and one of his few admirers sittin' near me asked me sarcastically if I could actually say something positive about the lad...I turned to her and said "OK...I'm POSITIVE he's the worst college footbaw QB I've ever seen!"
Actually got a few laughs for once!
... I've heard that exact same story now from about 5 different people...funny how people will take a story and make it their own.
Story I posted is the same way LOL. Feel like I lived it but I'm sure I only experienced it secondhand (or third-hand, if that's a thing). Call it the Tommy Waters Effect.
I musta been the originator of the "incident" then, 'cause I said it....just because nuggy loves a liar like Drumpf doesn't mean everyone IS!
...nah, you only think it's real to you...I've heard that from so many people..it's just a stupid funny story that everyone takes as their own.
I can smell that urinal like it was my own bat-room.
RE: ..I hear we picked up another great commit...lots of teams wanted him... - eaglebeaver - 08-11-2017 07:23 PM
(08-11-2017 07:05 PM)Nuggets Ghost Wrote:Again...like talkin' to a 3 year old...Is too...is not...is too...is not, JEEEEZ #2(08-11-2017 07:01 PM)eaglebeaver Wrote:(08-11-2017 06:57 PM)AndreWhere Wrote:(08-11-2017 06:55 PM)Nuggets Ghost Wrote:(08-11-2017 06:49 PM)eaglebeaver Wrote: One game (or 2 or 3 or 4) I'd had too many adult beverages and I was gettin' on poor ol' Tommy Watters REAL bad ("He's the worst college footbaw QB I've ever seen").....and one of his few admirers sittin' near me asked me sarcastically if I could actually say something positive about the lad...I turned to her and said "OK...I'm POSITIVE he's the worst college footbaw QB I've ever seen!"
Actually got a few laughs for once!
... I've heard that exact same story now from about 5 different people...funny how people will take a story and make it their own.
Story I posted is the same way LOL. Feel like I lived it but I'm sure I only experienced it secondhand (or third-hand, if that's a thing). Call it the Tommy Waters Effect.
I musta been the originator of the "incident" then, 'cause I said it....just because nuggy loves a liar like Drumpf doesn't mean everyone IS!
...nah, you only think it's real to you...I've heard that from so many people..it's just a stupid funny story that everyone takes as their own.
If only I thought nuggy the monkey spanker was only real to me...
RE: ..I hear we picked up another great commit...lots of teams wanted him... - Nugget's Ghost - 08-11-2017 07:23 PM
(08-11-2017 07:18 PM)AndreWhere Wrote:(08-11-2017 07:05 PM)Nuggets Ghost Wrote:(08-11-2017 07:01 PM)eaglebeaver Wrote:(08-11-2017 06:57 PM)AndreWhere Wrote:(08-11-2017 06:55 PM)Nuggets Ghost Wrote: ... I've heard that exact same story now from about 5 different people...funny how people will take a story and make it their own.
Story I posted is the same way LOL. Feel like I lived it but I'm sure I only experienced it secondhand (or third-hand, if that's a thing). Call it the Tommy Waters Effect.
I musta been the originator of the "incident" then, 'cause I said it....just because nuggy loves a liar like Drumpf doesn't mean everyone IS!
...nah, you only think it's real to you...I've heard that from so many people..it's just a stupid funny story that everyone takes as their own.
I can smell that urinal like it was my own bat-room.
..It's one of those stories that works best if told in first person...same as this one that I've heard many times..
...so I'm on a plane and the captain leaves the microphone on after takeoff....and everyone hears him tell his co-pilot..."you know I could use a cup of coffee and a blowjob right now".........as the flight attendant goes running up the aisle to tell him the guy behind me yells..."Don't forget the Coffee Honey!"
RE: ..I hear we picked up another great commit...lots of teams wanted him... - eaglebeaver - 08-11-2017 07:28 PM
(08-11-2017 07:23 PM)Nuggets Ghost Wrote:He's like the ventriloquist who can't lay off the monkey....errr dummy....in his lap.(08-11-2017 07:18 PM)AndreWhere Wrote:(08-11-2017 07:05 PM)Nuggets Ghost Wrote:(08-11-2017 07:01 PM)eaglebeaver Wrote:(08-11-2017 06:57 PM)AndreWhere Wrote: Story I posted is the same way LOL. Feel like I lived it but I'm sure I only experienced it secondhand (or third-hand, if that's a thing). Call it the Tommy Waters Effect.
I musta been the originator of the "incident" then, 'cause I said it....just because nuggy loves a liar like Drumpf doesn't mean everyone IS!
...nah, you only think it's real to you...I've heard that from so many people..it's just a stupid funny story that everyone takes as their own.
I can smell that urinal like it was my own bat-room.
..It's one of those stories that works best if told in first person...same as this one that I've heard many times..
...so I'm on a plane and the captain leaves the microphone on after takeoff....and everyone hears him tell his co-pilot..."you know I could use a cup of coffee and a blowjob right now".........as the flight attendant goes running up the aisle to tell him the guy behind me yells..."Don't forget the Coffee Honey!"