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bottom 10 espin #5: V tech - billybobby777 - 09-16-2014 08:37 PM
Jerks at espin couldn't resist and put Virginia tech at #5 in their bottom 10. As if a loss to ECU is that bad... Jerks
RE: bottom 10 espin #5: V tech - PirateMarv - 09-16-2014 09:08 PM
(09-16-2014 08:37 PM)billybobby777 Wrote: Jerks at espin couldn't resist and put Virginia tech at #5 in their bottom 10. As if a loss to ECU is that bad... Jerks
It is not what you think. The bottom 10 list is supposed to be humorous and 5 spot is designated for a P5 team. The number 5 on the list changes from week to week.
RE: bottom 10 espin #5: V tech - billybobby777 - 09-16-2014 09:22 PM
(09-16-2014 09:08 PM)PirateMarv Wrote:(09-16-2014 08:37 PM)billybobby777 Wrote: Jerks at espin couldn't resist and put Virginia tech at #5 in their bottom 10. As if a loss to ECU is that bad... Jerks
It is not what you think. The bottom 10 list is supposed to be humorous and 5 spot is designated for a P5 team. The number 5 on the list changes from week to week.
oh, I get the joke. When a power team loses to an awful team espin rates them #5 in their bottom 10 list. Its an insult to ECU
RE: bottom 10 espin #5: V tech - SuperFlyBCat - 09-16-2014 09:26 PM
1. UMass (0-3)
Anytime there is battle of season-long Bottom 10 residents, you know it's going to be a special moment. It's the movable object against the resistible force. My sources tell me that of the 33,386 who attended Saturday's game in Nashville, 17,000 of them were American history professors, anxious to see what would happen when Commodores and Minutemen did battle. For three quarters, UMass shot musket holes into Vandy's hull, but it missed a would-be game-tying field goal as time expired. That play became a social media sensation when VU defensive lineman Adam Butler celebrated the miss and then hugged kicker Blake Lucas, which I believe is the same thing George Washington did to Lord Cornwallis at Yorktown.
2. Kent State (0-3)
Just two seasons ago, the Golden Flashes racked up 11 wins and earned their first bowl berth in 40 years. Last season, their first under head coach Paul Haynes, they stumbled through a tough schedule to finish 4-8. This season they are 0-3 after a predictable loss to Ohio State and two not-so-predictable losses to Ohio and South Alabama. After a weekend off, they travel to suddenly-rugged Virginia. I loathe lazy writing, so I refuse to take the easy route here and call them the Kent State Golden Flashes In The Pan. Instead, I will say ... no, wait ... never mind, I like that.
3. Miami (Ohio) (0-3)
Forget the SEC East or the ACC Coastal. We here at Bottom 10 HQ are much more fired up for the titillating throwdown that's developing in the MAC East, the division that's locked down the top three spots in this week's countdown. I once watched three drunken UConn students try to have a fistfight on the frozen streets of Storrs. The first guy swung, missed and punched himself in the groin. When the second guy jumped to miss the blow, he crashed into the third and they all ended up in a heap on the sidewalk. Meanwhile, one of their girlfriends stood by laughing and soon fell down herself. I think her name was Eastern Michigan.
4. SMU (0-2)
The coach-less Mustangs had a bye week, presumably to prepare for this weekend's visit to see Texas A&M and Kenny Trademark. Meanwhile, their most famous modern-era alum, Eric Dickerson, made it known that if his alma mater doesn't get its football act together, then they should schedule the program on an eternal bye week. Because, you know, he's an expert on what it takes to make a program a winner. No word on whether or not he did that interview while driving his '79 Trans Am.
5. Virginia Tech (2-1)
Sources are telling me that Busch Gardens in Williamsburg, Virginia, is putting in a new roller coaster. The twist for riders is that just after they complete what they think is the toughest hill, the tracks will suddenly take a huge drop. It will be called the Beamer Screamer.
6. Troy (0-3)
The Trojans started the season with a loss to rival UAB and then blew a two-score lead to lose to Duke. On Saturday they lost to FCS non-powerhouse Abilene Christian, who entered the game 0-2 with losses to frequent Bottom 10-dweller Georgia State and the Lumberjacks of Northern Arizona. Now Troy travels to uber-angry Georgia while Abilene Christian hosts Incarnate Word, a.k.a. The Team That Lost To The Team That Hosted "College GameDay" Last Weekend By 58 Points.
7. Vanderbilt (1-2)
Sorry, 'Dores. But my father always told me that "D stands for diploma" wasn't a motto to be proud of during my college days. So, neither is a skin-of-the-teeth win for an SEC East team over a program projected to finish last in the MAC East. This weekend they host South Carolina, and let's hope they pull off the upset. Why? Because that guy who flung his shirt and hat onto the field during the Ole Miss loss has nothing left to strip off but his shorts.
8. New Mexico (0-2)
Oh, baby, it's finally here. On Saturday, the Lobos will travel down I-25 to face New Mexico State in the I Knew I Shoulda Taken That Left Turn At Albuquerque Bowl. The Lobos have had a week off to rest up after their losses to UTEP and Arizona State. Meanwhile, the Aggies are 2-1 after huge wins over Cal Poly and Georgia State and last weekend's loss to ... UTEP. The loser of this game should be forced to go to El Paso next week and wash the Miners' bus.
9. Idaho (0-2)
When I was a kid, my brother and I spent a lot of time in the backyard practicing baseball with a Hank Aaron Pitch-Back, a net mounted on springs that would throw the ball back at you just as hard as you'd thrown it. And that brings me to Idaho. The Vandals are really good at slinging the ball downfield, ranked 13th in the nation with 343 passing yards per game. Unfortunately, like me, little bro, and Hank, the ball is coming back at them just as hard. They're ranked 108th in total defense and 118th in points surrendered at 40 per game ... against ULM and Eastern Michigan.
10. Northwestern (0-2)
The Wildcats kicked off their 2014 We Heart Illinois tour with a loss to Northern Illinois. This weekend, they host Western Illinois. On Nov. 29, they will end the season with a visit from Just Plain Ol' Illinois.
Waiting List: Fresno State (0-3), Washington State (1-2), Texas coin-flippers, the guy who sent me an email comparing Georgia Southern's near-miss effort vs. Georgia Tech to the final battle in "300."
RE: bottom 10 espin #5: V tech - ecumbh1999 - 09-16-2014 09:28 PM
(09-16-2014 09:22 PM)billybobby777 Wrote:(09-16-2014 09:08 PM)PirateMarv Wrote:(09-16-2014 08:37 PM)billybobby777 Wrote: Jerks at espin couldn't resist and put Virginia tech at #5 in their bottom 10. As if a loss to ECU is that bad... Jerks
It is not what you think. The bottom 10 list is supposed to be humorous and 5 spot is designated for a P5 team. The number 5 on the list changes from week to week.
oh, I get the joke. When a power team loses to an awful team espin rates them #5 in their bottom 10 list. Its an insult to ECU
No, VT has a history of winning a huge game and losing the next week. It's making fun of that, opponent need not apply.
RE: bottom 10 espin #5: V tech - dfwtxtiger - 09-16-2014 09:43 PM
I remember when Memphis was on that list. Look at us now, baby!
RE: bottom 10 espin #5: V tech - subflea - 09-16-2014 09:50 PM
(09-16-2014 09:43 PM)dfwtxtiger Wrote: I remember when Memphis was on that list. Look at us now, baby!
Mediocrity rules.
RE: bottom 10 espin #5: V tech - Swearingen20 - 09-16-2014 10:10 PM
(09-16-2014 09:50 PM)subflea Wrote:(09-16-2014 09:43 PM)dfwtxtiger Wrote: I remember when Memphis was on that list. Look at us now, baby!
Mediocrity rules.
After the pain and suffering Larry Porter put us through, we will be happy with mediocrity. Anything more than that is a HUGE bonus. We are still suffering from (BFS) Battered Fan Syndrome.
RE: bottom 10 espin #5: V tech - ECUPirated - 09-16-2014 10:31 PM
ESPiN is in my bottom five................right behind
1. ISIS
2. The Contract Conferences
3. Ingrown Toenails
4. Gas Prices
RE: bottom 10 espin #5: V tech - JHG722 - 09-16-2014 10:47 PM
Needs moar F_U
bottom 10 espin #5: V tech - GrayBeard - 09-16-2014 10:48 PM
(09-16-2014 10:47 PM)JHG722 Wrote: Needs moar F_U
They lived there for years.
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RE: bottom 10 espin #5: V tech - NothingButKnight - 09-17-2014 12:04 AM
(09-16-2014 09:22 PM)billybobby777 Wrote: oh, I get the joke. When a power team loses to an awful team espin rates them #5 in their bottom 10 list. Its an insult to ECU
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RE: bottom 10 espin #5: V tech - BearcatJerry - 09-17-2014 06:57 AM
Funniest.
GIF.
EVER!!!
I watched that for like five minutes, laughing.
RE: bottom 10 espin #5: V tech - gotigers1 - 09-17-2014 12:23 PM
(09-16-2014 09:50 PM)subflea Wrote:(09-16-2014 09:43 PM)dfwtxtiger Wrote: I remember when Memphis was on that list. Look at us now, baby!
Mediocrity rules.
If Mediocrity means out of the Bottom 10. Then I'll take it. Take your hate elsewhere pal
RE: bottom 10 espin #5: V tech - mlb - 09-17-2014 12:58 PM
(09-17-2014 12:23 PM)gotigers1 Wrote:(09-16-2014 09:50 PM)subflea Wrote:(09-16-2014 09:43 PM)dfwtxtiger Wrote: I remember when Memphis was on that list. Look at us now, baby!
Mediocrity rules.
If Mediocrity means out of the Bottom 10. Then I'll take it. Take your hate elsewhere pal
Let me know when you guys are anything more than mediocre.
RE: bottom 10 espin #5: V tech - FAUAEPi - 09-17-2014 01:09 PM
(09-16-2014 10:47 PM)JHG722 Wrote: Needs moar F_U
Don't drag us down with that school to the South. Especially after what the Owls did to Tulsa.
RE: bottom 10 espin #5: V tech - NothingButKnight - 09-17-2014 01:45 PM
(09-17-2014 06:57 AM)BearcatJerry Wrote: Funniest.
GIF.
EVER!!!
I watched that for like five minutes, laughing.
I've been waiting for a good time to use it.
RE: bottom 10 espin #5: V tech - Knights_of_UCF - 09-17-2014 01:46 PM
loser of usf v uconn will be on the list
RE: bottom 10 espin #5: V tech - FIUFan - 09-17-2014 05:07 PM
(09-16-2014 10:48 PM)GrayBeard Wrote:(09-16-2014 10:47 PM)JHG722 Wrote: Needs moar F_UThey lived there for years.
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At least we weren't kicked out of a conference because we sucked so bad.....hmmm
RE: bottom 10 espin #5: V tech - PGPirate - 09-17-2014 05:32 PM
(09-16-2014 09:22 PM)billybobby777 Wrote:(09-16-2014 09:08 PM)PirateMarv Wrote:(09-16-2014 08:37 PM)billybobby777 Wrote: Jerks at espin couldn't resist and put Virginia tech at #5 in their bottom 10. As if a loss to ECU is that bad... Jerks
It is not what you think. The bottom 10 list is supposed to be humorous and 5 spot is designated for a P5 team. The number 5 on the list changes from week to week.
oh, I get the joke. When a power team loses to an awful team espin rates them #5 in their bottom 10 list. Its an insult to ECU
Chill out bruh. It's not worth the effort.