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What would you do - oklalittledixie - 04-25-2014 07:52 PM
if you could get your hands on the people who write malware and viruses that f up your machine?
No I did not get a virus, but have before.
RE: What would you do - smn1256 - 04-25-2014 07:56 PM
(04-25-2014 07:52 PM)oklalittledixie Wrote: if you could get your hands on the people who write malware and viruses that f up your machine?
No I did not get a virus, but have before.
Take a hammer to their hands.
RE: What would you do - oklalittledixie - 04-25-2014 07:59 PM
(04-25-2014 07:56 PM)smn1256 Wrote:(04-25-2014 07:52 PM)oklalittledixie Wrote: if you could get your hands on the people who write malware and viruses that f up your machine?
No I did not get a virus, but have before.
Take a hammer to their hands.
I'd drag them down the street.
RE: What would you do - Kaplony - 04-25-2014 10:08 PM
Thousands of minor lacerations all over their body followed by neck deep immersion in rubbing alcohol
RE: What would you do - Smaug - 04-25-2014 10:10 PM
Force feed them a bowl of lard with a hair in it.
RE: What would you do - I45owl - 04-25-2014 10:11 PM
Put them in solitary confinement and change their name to Chelsea.
RE: What would you do - mptnstr@44 - 04-25-2014 10:26 PM
cover them in leeches
RE: What would you do - Machiavelli - 04-25-2014 10:41 PM
Hand them over to Ramzy Snow
RE: What would you do - olliebaba - 04-25-2014 10:45 PM
I'd forgive them.
RE: What would you do - Bull_In_Exile - 04-25-2014 11:28 PM
(04-25-2014 07:52 PM)oklalittledixie Wrote: if you could get your hands on the people who write malware and viruses that f up your machine?
No I did not get a virus, but have before.
20 years of community service teaching my dad to use computers..
RE: What would you do - ncbeta - 04-26-2014 01:26 AM
Send them to the worst hazing fraternity on campus for eternal pledging.
RE: What would you do - JMUDunk - 04-26-2014 01:33 AM
For nerds like that? deprive them of all social media, all interwebs connections and all use of cell phones etc.
THEN, only feed them a daily dose of the inane "inspiration" from the likes of Robs, Mach, Red and lazy Toms. Oh, and jonnyzero and the CC instructor, whatever his name is.
Make even a hacker insane in the membrane.
RE: What would you do - gobluebigjon - 04-26-2014 01:35 AM
What a miserable life you must have to do something like that and think it is reasonable.
RE: What would you do - dmacfour - 04-26-2014 01:39 AM
ban them from using anything with a microprocessor.
RE: What would you do - Crebman - 04-26-2014 07:32 AM
(04-25-2014 11:28 PM)Bull_In_Exile Wrote:(04-25-2014 07:52 PM)oklalittledixie Wrote: if you could get your hands on the people who write malware and viruses that f up your machine?
No I did not get a virus, but have before.
20 years of community service teaching my dad to use computers..
So you're into cruel and unusual punishment? How many other torture methods do you have? He'll, I could never get my dad to stop mashing the keyboard keys like an old manual typewriter - caused him to type multiples of the same letter over and over.
What would you do - chargeradio - 04-26-2014 07:41 AM
I feel that those who write malware are terrorists, and the legal system should deal with them as such.
RE: What would you do - QuestionSocratic - 04-26-2014 08:07 AM
A year in jail and a large jar of Vaseline.
RE: What would you do - WPDAWG08 - 04-26-2014 08:45 AM
Wow I was sitting at zaxbys on my lunch break the other day and these 40 something tech dweebs with their work badges were giggling about some program they wrote and I was thinking the exact thing. To them writing that chit is like you or me shooting a ten pointer or getting lucky. If I knew without a doubt of someone writing this I would go against my personal code a snitch to the proper authorities in all honesty.
RE: What would you do - oklalittledixie - 04-26-2014 10:16 AM
(04-26-2014 08:45 AM)WPDAWG08 Wrote: Wow I was sitting at zaxbys on my lunch break the other day and these 40 something tech dweebs with their work badges were giggling about some program they wrote and I was thinking the exact thing. To them writing that chit is like you or me shooting a ten pointer or getting lucky. If I knew without a doubt of someone writing this I would go against my personal code a snitch to the proper authorities in all honesty.
Nothing would change with their own moral code. These people need their ethics beat in to them.
RE: What would you do - VA49er - 04-26-2014 10:16 AM
(04-26-2014 08:07 AM)QuestionSocratic Wrote: A year in jail and a large jar of Vaseline.
skip the Vaseline.