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Tour de France - CHIPPEWA ENEMA - 07-05-2010 12:28 PM

Pedal, mutherphfuckas, pedal! Some kick@ss crashes! More stage awards so we can see the French hotties!

RE: Tour de France - CHIPPEWA ENEMA - 07-06-2010 11:15 AM

Who the phfuck designed those Jiffy Lube jumpsuits for the award girls?! And what's with the Happy Meal girls they've been putting up there? Hogsleds!

RE: Tour de France - CHIPPEWA ENEMA - 07-07-2010 02:25 PM

Hey, Lance. Time to use some of those drugs that Landis, has been accusing you of using! Dope it up, dude!

RE: Tour de France - CHIPPEWA ENEMA - 07-08-2010 09:01 AM

Perhaps matching "yellow" thongs & pasties would improve the view on the award podiums. Just on the girls, thank you.

RE: Tour de France - CHIPPEWA ENEMA - 07-10-2010 02:20 PM

Okay, Lance, the drugs are starting to kick-in! Moved up from 18th to 14th! Try some Amsterdam Gold ("The Whopper") tonight, and you'll be ready for a kick-@ss ride tomorrow!

RE: Tour de France - CHIPPEWA ENEMA - 07-11-2010 12:29 PM

Drugs, Lance, drugs!!!

RE: Tour de France - CHIPPEWA ENEMA - 07-12-2010 12:36 PM

Today is a day of rest. Translation: getting "baked" in the trailer!

RE: Tour de France - CHIPPEWA ENEMA - 07-14-2010 09:07 AM

Uh, oh, Lancey Pants. Federal authorities investigating possible fraud and doping charges against you and associates, have issued grand jury subpoenas to witnesses.

RE: Tour de France - CHIPPEWA ENEMA - 07-15-2010 07:03 PM

Now we have head-butting in the races? What's next, people throwing golf clubs into the spokes?!

RE: Tour de France - MyLeftNut - 07-15-2010 07:45 PM

[Image: podium-girls-lead.jpg?w=600&h=360]

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RE: Tour de France - CHIPPEWA ENEMA - 07-15-2010 11:18 PM

MLN, where the phfuck have you been? Thank you for bringing credibility back to the Tour de @ss! I have gotten so tired of looking at those mudslide @sses during the first 12-stages! I knew the REAL French hotties were out there, it just took your photo "expertise" to bring them into focus.
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

RE: Tour de France - CHIPPEWA ENEMA - 07-15-2010 11:41 PM

Oh, I just noticed those are the 2009 hotties (background banner). You don't have any 2010 hotties? Because all I've seen so far are Wisconsin Cheese Farm girls!

RE: Tour de France - CHIPPEWA ENEMA - 07-16-2010 12:14 PM

Okay, a little bit better "talent" on the podium today. Hopefully, as we get closer to Paris, the "talent" will be progressively enhanced.

RE: Tour de France - MyLeftNut - 07-18-2010 05:38 AM

It looks like a lot of the chicks this year are the same as last year.

[Image: miss-france-2010-standing-in-for-a-podiu...pg_604.jpg]

[Image: podium-girl-handing-out-the-yellow-jerse...pg_604.jpg]

[Image: stage-7-podium-girl.jpg_604.jpg]

[Image: podium-girl-awarding-the-best-combative-...pg_604.jpg]

[Image: podium-girl-awarding-the-best-combative-...pg_604.jpg]

RE: Tour de France - CHIPPEWA ENEMA - 07-18-2010 12:42 PM

They're just starting to bring out the "oldies but goodies." I don't know where they found the troglodytes they had on the podiums through the first 12-13 stages. Today, the ones in the black dresses and umbrella skirts were HOT!!! Note to self: get an umbrella stand!

RE: Tour de France - CHIPPEWA ENEMA - 07-20-2010 10:46 AM

You know, every time I see those "Jiffy Lube Jumpsuits," I want to say,
who gave you permission to inject botox into your thighs, knees, and @ss?! The designer should be deported!

RE: Tour de France - warhawks22 - 07-20-2010 10:59 AM

What exactly are they "measuring" when their hands are in the open clap position? 03-lmfao

RE: Tour de France - CHIPPEWA ENEMA - 07-20-2010 11:03 AM

Hawks, never use "measuring" and "clap" in the same sentence.

RE: Tour de France - CHIPPEWA ENEMA - 07-20-2010 11:15 AM

Here's your explanation, Hawks!


(07-18-2010 05:38 AM)MyLeftNut Wrote:  It looks like a lot of the chicks this year are the same as last year.

[Image: miss-france-2010-standing-in-for-a-podiu...pg_604.jpg] - Likes tongue only.

[Image: podium-girl-handing-out-the-yellow-jerse...pg_604.jpg] - Midget (D)ick.

[Image: stage-7-podium-girl.jpg_604.jpg] - The whole enchilada!

[Image: podium-girl-awarding-the-best-combative-...pg_604.jpg] - Double penetration.

[Image: podium-girl-awarding-the-best-combative-...pg_604.jpg] - Doggie style.


RE: Tour de France - warhawks22 - 07-20-2010 01:56 PM

Well, that explains it! 04-bow