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RE: WSU Haikus
Haiku's are easy. See this thread.

Let's see some limericks!

A Wichita man liked to shock it
With a prod he kept in his pocket
He dared to explain
As he cleaned up the stain
"Give it a stab before you knock it!"
07-09-2017 10:30 PM
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RE: WSU Haikus
(07-09-2017 10:16 PM)shock Wrote:  
(07-09-2017 09:42 PM)Bearcats#1 Wrote:  
(07-09-2017 07:00 PM)shock Wrote:  Poke poke at WuShock
Surprised by competent shock
*Oh ***** "uh... joking?"

What is haiku?
Haiku is a Japanese poetry form. A haiku uses just a few words to capture a moment and create a picture in the reader's mind. It is like a tiny window into a scene much larger than itself.

Traditionally, haiku is written in three lines, with five syllables in the first line, seven syllables in the second line, and five syllables in the third line.

Haiku examples
Here's a haiku poem written by a poetry student:

The last winter leaves
Clinging to the black branches
Explode into birds.

http://www.creative-writing-now.com/how-...haiku.html

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RE: WSU Haikus
(07-09-2017 10:30 PM)CougarRed Wrote:  Haiku's are easy. See this thread.

Let's see some limericks!

A Wichita man liked to shock it
With a prod he kept in his pocket
He dared to explain
As he cleaned up the stain
"Give it a stab before you knock it!"

I took a stab at Iambic Pentameter but it didn't stick. I need practice. Limericks sound better though anyways.
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RE: WSU Haikus
UCONN is mad that
Wu joins the American
Bearcats covfefe
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RE: WSU Haikus
So two in the pink
and I guess one in the stink
the Wichita way
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ECU fan talks
Tries to find trash on Shockers
Seems to need mirror
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(07-09-2017 01:21 PM)C0|db|00ded Wrote:  I don't know about poetry quality, but we're certainly breaking records in the pretension department. 03-puke


T


...03-cool

You obviously have no sense of humor. 03-lmfao
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(07-10-2017 10:50 AM)Aargh Wrote:  ECU fan talks
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Then you realize your handle is what Pirates say. 07-coffee305-stirthepot

Aargh.
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(07-09-2017 06:56 PM)rtaylor Wrote:  
(07-09-2017 06:29 PM)robertfoshizzle Wrote:  Shocker fans triggered
Posting haikus left and right
Have mercy on them

03-lmfao Reeled them right in.

I was thinking the same thing. That was too easy.
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(07-10-2017 12:20 PM)TripleA Wrote:  
(07-09-2017 01:21 PM)C0|db|00ded Wrote:  I don't know about poetry quality, but we're certainly breaking records in the pretension department. 03-puke


T


...03-cool

You obviously have no sense of humor. 03-lmfao

(07-10-2017 12:23 PM)TripleA Wrote:  
(07-09-2017 06:56 PM)rtaylor Wrote:  
(07-09-2017 06:29 PM)robertfoshizzle Wrote:  Shocker fans triggered
Posting haikus left and right
Have mercy on them

03-lmfao Reeled them right in.

I was thinking the same thing. That was too easy.
Well which is it?
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RE: WSU Haikus
So why are they here?
They were the king of the turds
We do not need them
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Question our presence?
Because like your wife, you were
Begging to be shocked.
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(07-09-2017 04:55 PM)shere khan Wrote:  
(07-09-2017 07:28 AM)rosewater Wrote:  
(07-09-2017 12:52 AM)rtaylor Wrote:  
(07-08-2017 11:36 PM)shere khan Wrote:  
(07-08-2017 11:30 PM)fastbow Wrote:  Even if it wasn't, only simple minds stick slavishly to the syllabic form. Haiku is SO much more than banging out 5-7-5 syllables like a damned drum. Even Basho fudged syllable counts too.
A flute with no holes is not a flute. A donut with no holes is a danish.

Bugaha State fans would never understand this. Keep it simple.

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(07-10-2017 10:10 PM)Bearcats#1 Wrote:  So why are they here?
They were the king of the turds
We do not need them

[Image: ways.jpg]

Does it come out the same way it goes in?
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(07-10-2017 11:25 PM)WSUbballer Wrote:  
(07-10-2017 10:10 PM)Bearcats#1 Wrote:  So why are they here?
They were the king of the turds
We do not need them

[Image: ways.jpg]

Does it come out the same way it goes in?

You best take that back
Skyline Chili is the best
Despite liquid sh*t
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RE: WSU Haikus
(07-10-2017 11:49 PM)robertfoshizzle Wrote:  
(07-10-2017 11:25 PM)WSUbballer Wrote:  
(07-10-2017 10:10 PM)Bearcats#1 Wrote:  So why are they here?
They were the king of the turds
We do not need them

[Image: ways.jpg]

Does it come out the same way it goes in?

You best take that back
Skyline Chili is the best
Despite liquid sh*t


Not the best, no, no
No No No no No No No
Skyline chili sucks
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I would combat that
But I'm too busy drooling
Look at all that cheese

It has been too long
Since I have been to Skyline
Might go tomorrow
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.jpg  skyline-chili.jpg (Size: 42.94 KB / Downloads: 6)

Skyline chilli gross
Cincannati women gross
Crack infested dump
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Wont visit nati
Avoid drive bys and herpes
Suicide rate high
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I have a question. A LOT of folks put Parmesan cheese on their spaghetti, right? So what's the difference if you simply put another type cheese on it?

P.S. I love Skyline chili.
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