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RE: New cartoon thread
(06-17-2017 01:05 PM)usmbacker Wrote:
Powerful.
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RE: New cartoon thread
Just in time for Father's Day:
A farmer had three daughters, none of whom had ever been on a date. By some coincidence, all three had their first dates on the same night. Well, the farmer was a little concerned about his precious girls, so he got his shotgun out to make sure the young men knew who was the boss.
The farmer was sitting in the living room when the door bell rang. He got up with his gun and opened the door.
"Who are you?" he asked.
"My name's Joe, I'm here for Flo. We're goin' to the show. Is she ready to go?" the young man said.
The farmer chuckled to himself. "You all have fun", he said.
A little while later the door bell rang again, and the farmer went to answer it, gun in hand.
"Who are you?", he said.
My name's Freddy. I'm here for Betty. We're goin' to eat spaghetti. Is she ready?", the lad said.
The farmer again chuckled to himself and 'said "I guess courting is new."
The bell rang again, and once he he went to answer it, with his trusty gun.
"Who are you?"
"My name's Chuck......
BAM!!! the farmer shot him!
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New cartoon thread
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RE: New cartoon thread
(06-19-2017 11:32 PM)UTSAMarineVet09 Wrote:
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Does that mean that she's ashamed of being a lesbian? But...sadly, that's what she is.
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RE: New cartoon thread
(06-20-2017 06:09 PM)olliebaba Wrote: (06-19-2017 11:32 PM)UTSAMarineVet09 Wrote:
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Does that mean that she's ashamed of being a lesbian? But...sadly, that's what she is.
Maybe she means she's Bisexual? That's the only logical answer I can think of.
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RE: New cartoon thread
(06-20-2017 06:29 PM)Jugnaut Wrote: (06-20-2017 06:09 PM)olliebaba Wrote: (06-19-2017 11:32 PM)UTSAMarineVet09 Wrote:
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Does that mean that she's ashamed of being a lesbian? But...sadly, that's what she is.
Maybe she means she's Bisexual? That's the only logical answer I can think of.
Youre missing the obvious. Maybe its a dude.
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RE: New cartoon thread
(06-20-2017 08:45 PM)UCGrad1992 Wrote:
I think a better quote would be, "I can't control mine".
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RE: New cartoon thread
It only took 10 minutes for this guy to contradict himself.
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