12-11-2014, 08:40 PM
What is an image consultant? From the movie "The Kid" starring Bruce Willis. An image consultant is someone who spends his time (1) helping miserable (but rich and powerful) people get out of public relations disasters, (2) making the lives of everyone who knows him as miserable as possible, and (3) being miserable himself. At least he would be miserable if he ever allowed himself to think about it, which he doesn’t.